Home insurance rip-off

[Billy Cox]

I was perusing my homeowner's insurance policy and much to my chagrin, my policy does not cover missiles or spacecraft. Tina is going to make me get rid of the Apollo lunar module for sure now. :p

[Joel Merrill]

I was perusing my homeowner's insurance policy and much to my chagrin, my policy does not cover missiles or spacecraft. Tina is going to make me get rid of the Apollo lunar module for sure now. :p

I keep some SAM missiles on my roof in case of UFO's. The only problem is that now Santa is afraid to land on my roof and he sends all of my gifts through the mail. I don't get them until the middle of July and they are always damaged :basic04

jOeL :cs01

[Cecil Wallace]

I was perusing my homeowner's insurance policy and much to my chagrin, my policy does not cover missiles or spacecraft. Tina is going to make me get rid of the Apollo lunar module for sure now. :p
Ratz!
I'm gonna have to get rid of mine, too.
Thanks for the heads up.
:rolleyes:

[Anne and Dwayne Hood]

Yuse, guys, Do you know where you will go for lying, as same as you will for stealing?
Do you think our insurance would go up if we have our helicopter pad paved? The ground looks pretty with grass growing on it, but pavement would probably make a smoother landing.