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Diane Likens
13th July 2007, 07:07 AM (07:07)
If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts
and thinking things through, you will love this!

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much
money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him
and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?" The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?" From
across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

Mike Wooldridge
13th July 2007, 07:15 AM (07:15)
He must get good tips (the pizza guy, not the CEO!)

Joanne Vergin
13th July 2007, 07:41 AM (07:41)
He also does not pay attention to details as the guy should have had a uniform. Good one.