Geezer Driving Test

[Mike Wooldridge]

From www.jibjab.com

1. It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car.

2. When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until you hear something.

3. It scares you to drive the speed limit.

4. The only thing you pass on the road anymore is the Amish.

5. You use cruise control because your leg fell asleep.

6. You use cruise control at 25 mph.

7. You inquired if the dealership could install magnifying glass for the windshield.

8. Your turn signal has been on since 2003.

9. Your bumper sticker endorses Eisenhower.

[Jim Franklin]

Time for another bopping for making fun of your elders whom you should honor and respect. Honorable Poobah

[Gina Stevenson]

Time for another bopping for making fun of your elders whom you should honor and respect. Honorable Poobah

Well, I'll be ... tho't he was one of ya! HA! :basic05

[Mike Wooldridge]

Well, I'll be ... tho't he was one of ya! HA! :basic05
I don't even get the Senior Discount at IHOP yet! :eek:

[Gina Stevenson]

I don't even get the Senior Discount at IHOP yet! :eek:

Won't be long, tho', huh? :basic05

But, Michael, why wouldn't we think that, you and that "geezer-grey beard" & all?
[running for cover! run! ... fast ...!! faster ... !!]

BTW, at IHOP you might want to take this ol' gal along ... on those days when they have BOGO [(Buy One, Get One (free)] from the senior menu:

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[Mike Wooldridge]

Won't be long, tho', huh? :basic05
But, Michael, why wouldn't we think that, you and that "geezer-grey beard" & all?
[running for cover! run! ... fast ...!! faster ... !!]

Nope, next birthday is BOGO Day for me.

BTW, at IHOP you might want to take this ol' gal along ... on those days when they have BOGO [(Buy One, Get One (free)] from the senior menu:

You're not an ol' gal. Oh, you meant the picture. :eek: Running from the BOPPER! :basic03

[Carsten Schermuly]

8. Your turn signal has been on since 2003.A grey haired friendly Lady sat in a plane, waving the stewardess, then pointing out of window to the wing: "Please, tell the pilot, he forgot to switch it back since start, it could irritate other planes."

[Jim Franklin]

Mike was a freshman my last year of college teaching at BNC. He is a young whippersnapper.

[Gina Stevenson]

Mike was a freshman my last year of college teaching at BNC. He is a young whippersnapper.

Aha! So, tell us about this "freshman," Jim. ;)

[Jim Franklin]

He escaped having a class from me, I just looked up his name in the 1972 BNC annual to find out that he had been there then. I do not remember meeting him either. So there is nothing I can tell you about that young whippersnapper.