Wifes are Peculiar!

[Ian Gentles]

My wife always hated it when i forgot to shave, she didnt like bristle. Well i went against her wishes and grew a mustach, now she likes it and dosent want me to shave it off, go figure LOL

[Barbara Moulton]

My wife always hated it when i forgot to shave, she didnt like bristle. Well i went against her wishes and grew a mustach, now she likes it and dosent want me to shave it off, go figure LOL

Ahhh...but you see Ian. A moustache can be soft. But stubbly bristle isn't :)

[Terri Knoll]

post a picture bucko lol

[Ian Gentles]

LOL guess they can be soft, well if Christine likes it it stays for now.

[Mike Wooldridge]

LOL guess they can be soft, well if Christine likes it it stays for now.
Spoken like a man who's been married 30 years! :fav18

[Ian Gentles]

LOL yep and havent yet figured her out lol

[Brian Blankenship]

If yours is like mine Ian, YOU NEVER WILL! LOL

[Ian Gentles]

If yours is like mine Ian, YOU NEVER WILL! LOL


An old Scottish minister had an absoluty horrid wife, and all knew it. At her funeral the ministers friends said, "Well you will be glad she has gone" Old minister replied, "Far from it, that woman was God's gift to drive me to prayer" LOL

As for understanding wifes brother, does any mere mortal man? ;)

[Brian Blankenship]

An old Scottish minister had an absoluty horrid wife, and all knew it. At her funeral the ministers friends said, "Well you will be glad she has gone" Old minister replied, "Far from it, that woman was God's gift to drive me to prayer" LOL

As for understanding wifes brother, does any mere mortal man? ;)

I understand perfectly. And I'm sure my wife would say I am God's gift to her to drive her to her knees as well!:w)

[Ian Gentles]

I understand perfectly. And I'm sure my wife would say I am God's gift to her to drive her to her knees as well!:w)

LOL probably ;)

[Bob Evans]

Wife Jokes are not funny at my house. I fear for all of you.

[Gina Stevenson]

My wife always hated it when i forgot to shave, she didnt like bristle. Well i went against her wishes and grew a mustach, now she likes it and dosent want me to shave it off, go figure LOL

Well, stubble is nasty ... rough. After it's grown out a bit, it's not quite so bad as when it short stubble. Danny had a mustache just about "forever." ;)

Wife Jokes are not funny at my house. I fear for all of you.


UUHH-OOHHH !!
(huh, Bob?)

[Scott Hilton]

I think my wife is like the Trinity, it is a great mystery that I will never fully understand, but it is beautiful and I am eternally grateful for it.

[Ian Gentles]

"Like the Trinity" lol i like that :)

[Gina Stevenson]

I think my wife is like the Trinity, it is a great mystery that I will never fully understand, but it is beautiful and I am eternally grateful for it.

You just made some brownie points, Scott [your wife does lurk, right? ;)] ... what a way with words you had here. :cool:

[Ian Gentles]

You just made some brownie points, Scott [your wife does lurk, right? ;)] ... what a way with words you had here. :cool:

Hey, he is doing what all we husbands do, a bit of crawling ;) lol

[Hans Deventer]

I think my wife is like the Trinity, it is a great mystery that I will never fully understand, but it is beautiful and I am eternally grateful for it.

That is probably the best compliment a wife can get from a theologian! :M)

[Gina Stevenson]

Hey, he is doing what all we husbands do, a bit of crawling ;) lol

Crawling, huh? 'Guess that might be called 'baby steps,' such as in a funny movie I've, for some reason, never forgotten. ;) Yeah, Danny & I watched "What About Bob?" once long, long ago. :basic05

[Scott Hilton]

You just made some brownie points, Scott [your wife does lurk, right? ;)] ... what a way with words you had here. :cool:

Nope, she doesn't lurk on here. She has yet to get into the message board world. She peeks over my shoulder some when I am on though, lol.

[Gina Stevenson]

Nope, she doesn't lurk on here. She has yet to get into the message board world. She peeks over my shoulder some when I am on though, lol.

So, then you can open your post, go to "View," "Text Size," "Increase" ... and find some excuse to leave your computer for a couple of minutes ... so she can read/can't miss that compliment, eh? ;)

[Scott Hilton]

So, then you can open your post, go to "View," "Text Size," "Increase" ... and find some excuse to leave your computer for a couple of minutes ... so she can read/can't miss that compliment, eh? ;)

That made me chuckle :M)

[Anne and Dwayne Hood]

Can any of you imagine how I love to kiss all of that soft curly hair on the top of Dwayne's head. He does not get on Naznet and write Mean things about me. "I AM SO PRECIOUS." Then I looked at him and said, "Isn't that right, honey?" He didn't even ask me "What?" He just smiled so sweetly and nodded his head in agreement
Ha

[Jim Franklin]

But women claim that they have men all figured out and can anticipate their every thought and move. Forty five years of theis eeriness. I am not even sure if I have even gotten somewhat acquainted with her for if I try to anticipate her response I am absolutely wrong 200% of the time.

[Ian Gentles]

LOL Jim arent we males always unable to anticipate those wonderfull ladies

[Anne and Dwayne Hood]

Gina and Mike, I am surprised that neither of you or Jim, noticed that there is no soft curly hair on the top of Dwayne's head. But, ladies love bald heads, also. He loved me just as much, the two times I was totally baldheaded. No, he did not see mey head at birth.

[Barbara Moulton]

But women claim that they have men all figured out and can anticipate their every thought and move. Forty five years of theis eeriness. I am not even sure if I have even gotten somewhat acquainted with her for if I try to anticipate her response I am absolutely wrong 200% of the time.

I sure don't claim that. My husband is still a mystery to me in many ways.

[Laurie Florence]

Just when I think I have my husband figured out, he surprises me in some unexpected and delightful way! You gotta love the mystery!!! :)

[Ian Gentles]

I am beginning to think starting mad threads is my mission in life ;)

[Laurie Florence]

I am beginning to think starting mad threads is my mission in life ;)

Yes, but you know we love the "mad threads"!! :M)

[Gina Stevenson]

Gina and Mike, I am surprised that neither of you or Jim, noticed that there is no soft curly hair on the top of Dwayne's head. But, ladies love bald heads, also. He loved me just as much, the two times I was totally baldheaded. No, he did not see mey head at birth.

Wondered, actually, what you were talking about, Miss Anne! Didn't think there was hair on that head! ;)

I am beginning to think starting mad threads is my mission in life ;)

If not always, seems that's the way it goes lately, eh, Ian? But, as Laurie said, "We love those mad threads!" :basic05