Mike Wooldridge
24th December 2007, 11:04 PM (23:04)
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN...
...You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked
...You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
...You sleep with your eyes open
...You have to watch videos in fast-forward
...You lick your coffee pot clean
...Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
...The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
...You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
...You can jump-start your car without cables
...You don't sweat, you percolate
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...You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked
...You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
...You sleep with your eyes open
...You have to watch videos in fast-forward
...You lick your coffee pot clean
...Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
...The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
...You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
...You can jump-start your car without cables
...You don't sweat, you percolate
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