Hillary's Indian (aka Native American) Name

[Mike Wooldridge]

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Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of The American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State .She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President.
She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed 'yes' for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval...
Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her 'red sisters and brothers'.
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of poop it can no longer fly.

[Joel Merrill]

I was within 50 yards of Hillary last week. I was visiting my mom at the Iowa Veterans Home. As I was leaving, her motorcade was arriving. I asked someone why there was such a long string of cars all of the sudden. They said it was Hillary... I left anyway.

Joel

[Jim Franklin]

That reminds me of the story I read in Readers' Digest many years ago:

A politician was invited to speak to speak to a tribe at their rodeo grounds and his speech was interupted every so often by many of the crowd yelling, "Huppa, Huppa." After the speech was over and the politician was returning to his limosine walking along with the chief, they approached some manure and the chief warned the politician "Don't step in the Huppa."