Ian Gentles
15th January 2008, 03:25 PM (15:25)
Ya ever heard weird anouncments?
One day at Woking i heard, "Next train is for Serbiton,. Clapham Junction, Waterloo, and the planet zog!
At guildford we had a horrid day, so announced over radios, "This is the Chaplain, all staff repeat after me, "Our Father Who art in Heaven etc"
Between Portsmouth harbor and Isle of White is the Solent, in other words, sea! Announcement was, "Due to flooding between Portsmouth Harbour and Isle of White any passengers needing to continue their journey inquire at station supervisors office"
Girls asked, how sure can i be next train is mine? Was told, "Its easy its painted red white and blue" lol
Oh i got so many more if you want.
Driver, was walking through train to check carriages, and well found a white blind stick. So he walks through with it. A passenger asked, "Can I help you?" He said, "Yes help me to drivers cabin, I am the driver"
Enought for now!
One day at Woking i heard, "Next train is for Serbiton,. Clapham Junction, Waterloo, and the planet zog!
At guildford we had a horrid day, so announced over radios, "This is the Chaplain, all staff repeat after me, "Our Father Who art in Heaven etc"
Between Portsmouth harbor and Isle of White is the Solent, in other words, sea! Announcement was, "Due to flooding between Portsmouth Harbour and Isle of White any passengers needing to continue their journey inquire at station supervisors office"
Girls asked, how sure can i be next train is mine? Was told, "Its easy its painted red white and blue" lol
Oh i got so many more if you want.
Driver, was walking through train to check carriages, and well found a white blind stick. So he walks through with it. A passenger asked, "Can I help you?" He said, "Yes help me to drivers cabin, I am the driver"
Enought for now!