Garfield On The Oil Crisis

[Mike Wooldridge]

From www.jibjab.com

A lot of folks can't understand how we came
To have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical .
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
And
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington , DC !!!

Any questions ???
NO? I didn't think so.

[Brian Blankenship]

Touchet Mike!

[Anne and Dwayne Hood]

we talked with a lady today, whose husband picks up oil and delivers it in big oil freighters. She went indepth to explain to us, according to her husband, that the same price is still being paid for oil as they have always paid. They are told if oil stays in a tank for three day, they will be taxed on it. I cannot remember or get straight, what all she tried to tell us.

[Jim Franklin]

Actually according to geological surveys I have studied, the US has more oil below its surface than Saudi Arabia, its just that the dipsticks won't vote to allow us to go after it so that we could be far more oil independent.