A thief in Paris . . .

[Nelson Bradford]

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

[Nelson Bradford]

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings."

I had no Monet.

[Nelson Bradford]

DON'T HATE ME!

to buy Degas

[Nelson Bradford]

to make the Van Gogh

[Nelson Bradford]

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.

[Nelson Bradford]

I posted it here because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.