Fried Eggs

[Mike Killingsworth]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

[Gina Stevenson]

:basic05 :laughing :basic05 :laughing :basic05 :laughing :basic05

[Jim Franklin]

Having never had the opportunity to take a course in Driver's Education in high school, I have been getting driving instruction for 46 years.

[Gina Stevenson]

Having never had the opportunity to take a course in Driver's Education in high school, I have been getting driving instruction for 46 years.

So, Esther must be a pretty good Driver's Education teacher, no? :basic05
[well, you're still alive & kickin', aren't ya? even if you're tired of those "instructions"] :laughing

[Jan Hart]

My husband took me for a drive to a really expensive place the other day.... It was



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