This would be funny IF IT WERE NOT TRUE!!!!!!

[Judy Hamilton]

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'putering',
And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shinedthe topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.
(keep reading. .. . . .)




I LOVE MY COMPUTER........CAUSE MY FRIENDS LIVE IN IT!!!!!!!!!

[Gina Stevenson]

... you lost me (well, the picture did) on Wednesday. Arrange the "tubes" in alphabetical order? Perhaps they meant to type "tunes," unless they've got such an antique computer that it has some of those vacuum tubes like the old radios had in them! ha! ;)

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'putering',
And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shinedthe topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.
(keep reading. .. . . .)




I LOVE MY COMPUTER........CAUSE MY FRIENDS LIVE IN IT!!!!!!!!!