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John Kennedy
24th January 2006, 01:23 AM (01:23)
Naznet has had various forums: Wesley, Bressee, Current Affairs, Naznet Community, Theology, etc. There was talk for awhile about possibly having a Sports Forum. It appears clear, however, that more Naznetters, have more to say about "Nothing" than any other single subject.

I am therefore proposing a forum that will be devoted to nothing. Yes, all nothing all the time. Of course it needs a name - nothing is a possibility, though a bit obvious. I had though of suggesting the 'vacuum' forum, but some would seek to use it to debate the respective merits of Hoover, Bissell, Electrolux, and Kirby, etc. while others would seek to avoid it because of fear of nature's reaction (we all know how nature feels about a vacuum).

But, name it we must. Soooo - why not call it the "NADA" forum. I must hasten to make it clear that NADA is not short for National Automobile Dealers Association or Nazarenes Against Divorced Aboriginees or Nazarene Association of Divorced Aboriginees (don't really know if there are enough of the latter to have their own association or not). No, NADA, to our friends south of the border, simply means ZIP. And, even though Naznet is NOT an official denominational entity, it might be one small step toward the internationalization of the denomination and, at least, be evidence of bilinguality (if there is such a word).

After all that, is there anything else left to say. Nada.

Gina Stevenson
24th January 2006, 01:34 AM (01:34)
... that naming it the "Vacuum Forum" might lead to discussion of the various forms of sucking dirt from carpets, etc, a slight change in this word that rather means "nothing/void of air/etc" could render the forum adequate for its intended purpose ... discussing subjects of "vacuous proportions."

Therefore, I propose that it be called, rather than vacuum, the ...

VACUOUS forum :rolleyes:

How's that for a title, eh?

[how about it's time for bed, when silliness of this proportion strikes?]

Joel Merrill
24th January 2006, 03:01 AM (03:01)
We might get a bunch of politicians on Naznet if we have a forum about having nothing to say. That would ruin it as a Christian forum :basic05 I hate politics :fun18

jOeL :fun03

Ian Gentles
24th January 2006, 05:52 AM (05:52)
I have nothing but agreement for nothing.