Who will be the last person to add to this "never ending" thread?

[Norayr Hajian]

Arghh..... I've been foiled!

Oh well. Congratulations to our 999 and 1000 winners. Do I get 1001? If so, this is MY LAST POST ON THIS THREAD. It was fun.

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Arghh..... I've been foiled!

Oh well. Congratulations to our 999 and 1000 winners. Do I get 1001? If so, this is MY LAST POST ON THIS THREAD. It was fun.

Quitter.

[Gina Stevenson]

Ooooh! We just did it! I tho't there was another post or two to reach it.

YEEEA, me! :smilies0262:

I made the 1000th ... the 1K ... post! :smilies0295:



Y eeeeeeeeeeeee A !


:smilies1171: Merry Christmas, y'all ! :smilies1171:



:smilies1184: OK, now y'all can go to sleep, and begin the new adventure of starting on the 2nd 1000 tomorrow morning, bright and early ... leaving the 1000th (plus another one or two) to be savored.** :smilies0295:


** edited to add: "Betcha you won't, tho'!

[Gina Stevenson]

Yeah, you can't quit now, Norayr ... you've got too much invested into this thread to just leave now.

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Yeah, you can't quit now, Norayr ... you've got too much invested into this thread to just leave now.

Gina, I think you and I are missing the point of this thread.

On second thought, Norayr, you're probably right. No sense in wasting even more time on a frivolous competition. Best to move on to other threads and build people up or something like that... (How are you supposed to convince people to leave a competition anyhow?)

[Gina Stevenson]

So I wasn't as sleepy as I thought.

P.S. Did I win?


Hey, Charlotte! Congrats on 999! Didn't even realize who'd gotten the 999th post ... just knew I'd snatched the 1000th post from Norayr! hee-hee ;)

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Hey, Charlotte! Congrats on 999! Didn't even realize who'd gotten the 999th post ... just knew I'd snatched the 1000th post from Norayr! hee-hee ;)

Thanks for that!

[Gina Stevenson]

You're welcome, Miss (er, Mrs) Charlotte! ;)

[when y'all keep seeing the same smiley, it's b/c I'm not sure how to do other ones without "go(ing) advanced."]

[Susan Unger]

After hitting a thousand, what's our purpose for posting? Maybe we should all just quit now. :smilies0723:

[Glenda Harvey]

1010 :smilies0814:

[Susan Unger]

So what will be our next goal? 2000?

[Glenda Harvey]

1500 :smilies0814:

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

Heghpu' puvtaH cause the Hergh vo' the perfumer Daq ngeH vo' an mIghtaHghach odor; vaj ta'taH a mach folly outweigh valtaHghach je quv.

I've never heard Klingon spoken with a northeastern accent. Interesting.

[Jim Chabot]

I've never heard Klingon spoken with a northeastern accent. Interesting.

Straight from the KLV (Klingon Language Version).

[Susan Unger]

1500 :smilies0814:

Glenda you must be as bad a night owl as I am.

[Bill Morrison]

I just want to inform the entire Naznet community that I will not participate in this silly entirely worthless thread anymore (unless I change my mind!)

BILL

[Glenda Harvey]

Glenda you must be as bad a night owl as I am.

I'm off work this week. Got caught up in Turner Classic Movies last night. :smilies0814:

[Susan Unger]

I'm off work this week. Got caught up in Turner Classic Movies last night. :smilies0814:

A good use of your vacation time!

[Gina Stevenson]

I just want to inform the entire Naznet community that I will not participate in this silly entirely worthless thread anymore (unless I change my mind!)

BILL

You'll be back! After all, it's nearly irresistible! ;)

[Glenda Harvey]

A good use of your vacation time!

It's easy to lose track of time when on vacation. Yesterday I thought it was Tuesday all day.

[Susan Unger]

We must be slowing down here...someone let you be queen of the hill for several hours.

[Glenda Harvey]

We must be slowing down here...someone let you be queen of the hill for several hours.

Maybe the thread will just fade out and we will never know who the last poster was.

[Jim Chabot]

Has anybody seen Norm? He was supposed to be here for a support group meeting, or at least that is what Scott told him.

[Glenda Harvey]

Has anybody seen Norm? He was supposed to be here for a support group meeting, or at least that is what Scott told him.

I don't think he's taking the bait. He's too smart for Scott. :smilies0814:

[Susan Unger]

I don't think he's taking the bait. He's too smart for Scott. :smilies0814:

tsk, tsk, tsk

[Jim Chabot]

We can see that your here Norm. You can't hide so you might as well post, eh?

[Jim Chabot]

ME!!:tongue:

[Glenda Harvey]

ME! :smilies0150:

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

I don't think he's taking the bait. He's too smart for Scott. :smilies0814:

That's not saying much! :)

[Glenda Harvey]

:smilies0814:

[Susan Unger]

That's not saying much! :)

Funny!

[Glenda Harvey]

:smilies0814:

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

You know, he may not be posting, but as long as Norayr is lurking in this thread, he's putting himself into temptation. We should all help him by immediately ceasing all activity in this thread in order to lower his temptation.

[Jim Chabot]

We miss you Norm. It's still early for you, plenty of time to post and once again feel the thrill of victory. Good night all, see you in the AM.

[Gina Stevenson]

Has anybody seen Norm? He was supposed to be here for a support group meeting, or at least that is what Scott told him.

Perhaps he's in the wrong thread, just like I was! Tho't I was posting in "THE" thread, and then found I was posting in the P.A. (posters anonymous) thread, after all! Yikes! ;)

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Perhaps he's in the wrong thread, just like I was! Tho't I was posting in "THE" thread, and then found I was posting in the P.A. (posters anonymous) thread, after all! Yikes! ;)

And we can't have you accidentally recovering now, can we? (Rhetorical question. Don't answer that.)

[Dana Grant]

The End.

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

The End.

The Epilogue.

[Gina Stevenson]

The End.

Are you sure? And, Charlotte, after the Epilogue, we need the bibliography:

(1) NazNetters wanting to have fun
(2) NazNetters wanting to avoid the more controversial forum(s)
(3) NazNetters bored in the middle of the night

;)

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Are you sure? And, Charlotte, after the Epilogue, we need the bibliography:

(1) NazNetters wanting to have fun
(2) NazNetters wanting to avoid the more controversial forum(s)
(3) NazNetters bored in the middle of the night

;)

Good point. And then, of course, the "About the Authors" on the back cover:

Had too much time on their hands.

[Gina Stevenson]

Oh, dear! Let's not get too carried away with all this "end of the book" stuff ... we might accidentally end this whole thread!

[Tinker Boyd]

Okay, it is obvious that all of you have OCPD. You ALL need to immediately cease posting and move over to the PA thread and get some help. (They will even let you post over there as you wean yourself). So, no more posts on here. NOT A ONE! Go! Get yourself some help. No need to thank me or comment on my concern for you, just get on over there and get some help before it is too late.

[Marg Shurtliff]

Wow - 87 posts since I was here last ! Some of you are very persistent .
And I did enjoy my 7 minutes of fame last night .
Congratulations to Gina on attaining the 1 K post .
And poor Norayr . To be isolated so far up north and suffering withdrawal all on his own .
Your friends are right here for you , Norayr .:smilies0195:

[Glenda Harvey]

I think I need to join Norms thread. I am going to try to take a day off of naznet tomorrow and get some actual stuff done. :smilies0814:

[Gina Stevenson]

Yes, Glenda. Considering your multitudinous posts here, you may need to start your day off tomorrow with the "PA" thread to help wean you off of this one so you can get a thing or two done tomorrow! ;)

[Dana Grant]

Speaking of books.....I just had my name published in the "acknowledgements" section of a book on Charlie Finley (baseball -- owner of the A's). I made transcripts of the interviews that the authors did during their research for the book. It was a very interesting job. It was funny how I got the job -- one of my clients is the American College of Cardiology, and the author of the book is the husband of one of the department heads that I work with there.......he got my name from her and called me!! I get jobs in the strangest ways.

OK, carry on.......

[Susan Unger]

The sequel.

[Tinker Boyd]

I feel completely ignored.

The first step to curing any addiction is to recognize that you have a problem. It is obvious that several of you aren't there yet.

[Susan Unger]

Nope, far from it!

[Jim Chabot]

Good Morning NazNet!!

Norm, are you awake yet?

Rise and Shine!



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[Jim Chabot]

I feel completely ignored.

The first step to curing any addiction is to recognize that you have a problem. It is obvious that several of you aren't there yet.

Poor, Poor, Tinker. Caught in your own neurotic paradox. So sad to see.

[Gina Stevenson]

I feel completely ignored.

The first step to curing any addiction is to recognize that you have a problem. It is obvious that several of you aren't there yet.

But Tinker, that's only the first step. The second is wanting to do something about it. Methinks, while several may recognize this 'Last Post' thread addiction, they don't really want to do anything about it -- self included, I guess. ;)

[Tinker Boyd]

Poor, Poor, Tinker. Caught in your own neurotic paradox. So sad to see.

I have not caught a pair of neurotic doxes. What do they look like anyway? I'm having trouble seeing. There are pixels or something everywhere. I hope this is some kind of symptom of something.....

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

I feel completely ignored.

The first step to curing any addiction is to recognize that you have a problem. It is obvious that several of you aren't there yet.

Did someone hear a noise? For a minute there I thought I heard something, but I guess it's nothing.

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Did someone hear a noise? For a minute there I thought I heard something, but I guess it's nothing.

Nah, it was probably nothing. Carry on!

[Jim Chabot]

Did someone hear a noise? For a minute there I thought I heard something, but I guess it's nothing.

All quiet here on the eastern front.

[Jim Chabot]

I have not caught a pair of neurotic doxes. What do they look like anyway? I'm having trouble seeing. There are pixels or something everywhere. I hope this is some kind of symptom of something.....

Oh, you don't catch them, they catch you. I have no idea what they look like, one never see's them coming.

[Tinker Boyd]

Did someone hear a noise? For a minute there I thought I heard something, but I guess it's nothing.

Are you mocking me? Surely not. You of all people should understand how desperately people with OCPD need help.

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

I'm in Tinker's home town. Looked all over for the plaque announcing "Home town of Tinker" but haven't found it yet. I'm sure it's here somewhere.

[Tinker Boyd]

I'm in Tinker's home town. Looked all over for the plaque announcing "Home town of Tinker" but haven't found it yet. I'm sure it's here somewhere.

So as not to overrun the poor little town and have it lose its small town charm, I asked them to remove the plaque years ago.

[Tinker Boyd]

Here is the sign that used to be up by the highway

1531

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

So as not to overrun the poor little town and have it lose its small town charm, I asked them to remove the plaque years ago.

That's good of you. So selfless and humble.

[Jim Chabot]

So as not to overrun the poor little town and have it lose its small town charm, I asked them to remove the plaque years ago.

And it worked? Last time I tried that, I ended up with a dentist appointment!:smilies1404:

[Marg Shurtliff]

Can't believe it ! After all the activity of the past few days there were only 20 posts since I was here yesterday evening . Must be many who have sought refuge with Norayr . Getting crowded there yet?
Got zero / nada/ zilch time with the last one as Glenda posted at the exact same time as mine only mine went in seconds before hers . She got 33 minutes of fame . They should have been mine ! all mine !!!

[Susan Unger]

Can't believe it ! After all the activity of the past few days there were only 20 posts since I was here yesterday evening . Must be many who have sought refuge with Norayr . Getting crowded there yet?
Got zero / nada/ zilch time with the last one as Glenda posted at the exact same time as mine only mine went in seconds before hers . She got 33 minutes of fame . They should have been mine ! all mine !!!

Been out of town all day.

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Can't believe it ! After all the activity of the past few days there were only 20 posts since I was here yesterday evening . Must be many who have sought refuge with Norayr . Getting crowded there yet?
Got zero / nada/ zilch time with the last one as Glenda posted at the exact same time as mine only mine went in seconds before hers . She got 33 minutes of fame . They should have been mine ! all mine !!!

You got about the same this time as she did last time. That help?

[Gina Stevenson]

You got about the same this time as she did last time. That help?

Speaking of help ... well, had to post something! ;)

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Speaking of help ... well, had to post something! ;)

I just wanted to congratulate you on that fine post!

[Gina Stevenson]

Funny girl. Now will you please go to bed and stop posting! ;)

[Susan Unger]

Getting ready for bed. Night all ~

[Mark Metcalfe]

:smilies0262:

I looked for a little devil smilie on this one. B^)

Where's my devil smilie! B^)

[Glenda Harvey]

I went 29 hours without posting in this thread. See.. I'm not addicted! :smilies0814:

[Jim Chabot]

I went 29 hours without posting in this thread. See.. I'm not addicted! :smilies0814:

This is where an addiction counselor would step in and say that the fact that you have returned at is indicative of your addiction. At this point you try to explain to said counselor the ridiculous nature of this statement. Around and around it goes until you erupt with rage and end up in anger management classes.

Therefore brethren refuse counsel of manipulative people who seek to enslave you by way of analysis. They will collect their fees without result. Verily I tell you that they have their reward.

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Jim has been the last one for nearly 2 hours? I refuse to let this go any further!

[Mark Metcalfe]

I am waiting for you addicts to tire out! ;-)

[Susan Unger]

Jim has been the last one for nearly 2 hours? I refuse to let this go any further!

Good for you!

[Jim Chabot]

I am waiting for you addicts to tire out! ;-)

Never!!!


Hahahahaha!!!!!!!

Now I'm winning again!!!!:smilies0295::smilies0295::smilies0295::s milies0295:

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Never!!!


Hahahahaha!!!!!!!

Now I'm winning again!!!!:smilies0295::smilies0295::smilies0295::s milies0295:

Not if I can help it, you're not!

[Jim Chabot]

Not if I can help it, you're not!


Fine!

Oh? Wait, I'm winning again!! Hehehe!

:praying::praying::praying::praying::praying::pray ing:

Maybe this will last for a minute? Maybe not?

[Benjamin Burch]

now you see. I'm back. Which spoils all the fun.

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

now you see. I'm back. Which spoils all the fun.

Good job, Ben.

[Jim Chabot]

now you see. I'm back. Which spoils all the fun.

You wish!

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

You wish!

Is he wishing that he were back or that it spoiled the fun? Either way, odd thing to wish.

[Jim Chabot]

Is he wishing that he were back or that it spoiled the fun? Either way, odd thing to wish.

He is thinking that he is spoiling the fun. It's just that he is a bit under the weather this week, I think that he is coming down with a case of PSA.

[Glenda Harvey]

This is where an addiction counselor would step in and say that the fact that you have returned at is indicative of your addiction. At this point you try to explain to said counselor the ridiculous nature of this statement. Around and around it goes until you erupt with rage and end up in anger management classes.

Therefore brethren refuse counsel of manipulative people who seek to enslave you by way of analysis. They will collect their fees without result. Verily I tell you that they have their reward.

I never said I was leaving for good. Only that I was going to go a whole day without posting on this thread and did it!

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

I never said I was leaving for good. Only that I was going to go a whole day without posting on this thread and did it!

And a fine job of it, too!

[Susan Unger]

MOI! :smilies1171:

[Marg Shurtliff]

Got 27 minutes last night . Wow ! Won't get that tonight .
Only 23 posts since I posted last evening . People must have been busy . Glenda has some catching up to do .
Nice to have Mark , the starter of this whole thread pop in a couple times . So Big Brother is watching us .
I really have to admire Norayr . He said he was gone and he has been true to his word . Don't know about you but I miss him . Just not the same without him .

[Jim Chabot]

I never said I was leaving for good. Only that I was going to go a whole day without posting on this thread and did it!

Oh, I am truly sorry. And here I was forgetting to tell you how proud we all are! Where are my manners?

[Mark Metcalfe]

An interesting statistic:

It took less than a month to surpass "Game: Hymn Connection" (933) in number of responses.
Muh ha ha ha ha ha!

[Susan Unger]

Got 27 minutes last night . Wow ! Won't get that tonight .
Only 23 posts since I posted last evening . People must have been busy . Glenda has some catching up to do .
Nice to have Mark , the starter of this whole thread pop in a couple times . So Big Brother is watching us .
I really have to admire Norayr . He said he was gone and he has been true to his word . Don't know about you but I miss him . Just not the same without him .

Hey everyone, maybe we should let Marg have the last word for tonight and not post anymore?

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Hey everyone, maybe we should let Marg have the last word for tonight and not post anymore?

Good idea, Susan!

[Susan Unger]

Good idea, Susan!
Thanks!

[Gina Stevenson]

1'25" is what Susan got until this night owl, about ready to sack in, posted this. Good one, Susan! ;)

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

I should really learn to get to bed earlier...

[Glenda Harvey]

Good Idea! Good Night. :smilies1098:

[Jim Chabot]

Morning All!

[Jim Chabot]

Rise and Shine!

[Jim Chabot]

Wakey Wakey!


:smilies0295::smilies0262::smilies0275::smilies026 2::smilies0295::smilies0275:

[Jim Chabot]

I'm trying to remember. Was 1100 some sort of goal or mile marker?

http://s2.webstarts.com/shatteredcitadel/uploads/iwo_jima.jpg

[Glenda Harvey]

Good Morning!! :smilies1610:

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

I'm trying to remember. Was 1100 some sort of goal or mile marker?

http://s2.webstarts.com/shatteredcitadel/uploads/iwo_jima.jpg

Sure! Why not?

[Glenda Harvey]

:smilies0814:

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

:smilies0814:

Good morning, Glenda. Good morning, Santa smiley.

[Glenda Harvey]

Good morning, Glenda. Good morning, Santa smiley.

Good morning Charlotte. Have a very nice day. :smilies0275:

[Susan Unger]

I'm trying to remember. Was 1100 some sort of goal or mile marker?

http://s2.webstarts.com/shatteredcitadel/uploads/iwo_jima.jpg

I think it was 1500.

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

I think it was 1500.

I think by this point it shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone if I announce that we're really just making up these "mile marker" posts as we go along.

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

Good afternoon Nazarenes and Nazarene-ought-to-bes.

[Glenda Harvey]

Good afternoon Nazarenes and Nazarene-ought-to-bes.

Good afternoon to you to.

[Susan Unger]

I think by this point it shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone if I announce that we're really just making up these "mile marker" posts as we go along.

It's kind of a given

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

It's kind of a given

I'm glad you agree.

[Barbara Phillips]

I'm appearing out of no where. Shall I close this thread and be the last one to post in it.

Probably won't end up being me either.

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

I'm appearing out of no where. Shall I close this thread and be the last one to post in it.

Probably won't end up being me either.

Not yet at least.

[Marg Shurtliff]

You NazNetters are just too much for words !
Was surprised to get 32 minutes last night .
25 posts since here last ! Rather slow ..

[Barbara Phillips]

Who knows this thread may go on forever and ever.

[Jim Chabot]

Who knows this thread may go on forever and ever.

and ever, and ever, and ever.............

[Jim Chabot]

and ever, and ever, and ever.............

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah.......

[Jim Chabot]

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah.......

Hal.......le........lu........jah!


:smilies1171: :smilies1171: :smilies1171: :smilies1171: :smilies1171: :smilies1171:

[Susan Unger]

I'm glad you agree.

I'm an agreable sort.

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

I know everyone is too busy to Christmas stuff to answer, so don't feel pressure to respond. After all, there's more to life than NazNet. Feel free to let this thread go. Don't think any more about it. Go spend time with your family and friends, watch some TV, read a good book. Go fix yourself a nice evening snack. There's really nothing of interest here anyway. Follow Norm's example and just walk away. You'll like yourself more in the morning.

This is a public service announcement.

The kind you don't respond to.

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

I know everyone is too busy to Christmas stuff to answer, so don't feel pressure to respond. After all, there's more to life than NazNet. Feel free to let this thread go. Don't think any more about it. Go spend time with your family and friends, watch some TV, read a good book. Go fix yourself a nice evening snack. There's really nothing of interest here anyway. Follow Norm's example and just walk away. You'll like yourself more in the morning.

This is a public service announcement.

The kind you don't respond to.

But the computer is where all my friends live!

[Jim Chabot]

I know everyone is too busy to Christmas stuff to answer, so don't feel pressure to respond. After all, there's more to life than NazNet. Feel free to let this thread go. Don't think any more about it. Go spend time with your family and friends, watch some TV, read a good book. Go fix yourself a nice evening snack. There's really nothing of interest here anyway. Follow Norm's example and just walk away. You'll like yourself more in the morning.

This is a public service announcement.

The kind you don't respond to.

You had me until you mentioned Norm. Then I started getting all melancholy over Norm's protracted absence here on this thread.

So in his memory I have decided that I must maintain a solitary vigil awaiting his return. Long after everyone else has left this thread I will remain waiting for my friend.:praying:

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

You had me until you mentioned Norm. Then I started getting all melancholy over Norm's protracted absence here on this thread.

So in his memory I have decided that I must maintain a solitary vigil awaiting his return. Long after everyone else has left this thread I will remain waiting for my friend.:praying:

You've inspired me. I'll do the same. Tell you what, let's wait in shifts. I'll take the first shift. After 5 years, you spell me.

[Mark Metcalfe]

There may be an upper limit to the responses. In computerese, it may be 32,767, but modern computers aren't limited to that, and disk space is cheap and copious. That means we may have another approximately 31,000 rsponses to go.

Or it might be 1124 if this is the LAST post! ;-)

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

There may be an upper limit to the responses. In computerese, it may be 32,767, but modern computers aren't limited to that, and disk space is cheap and copious. That means we may have another approximately 31,000 rsponses to go.

Or it might be 1124 if this is the LAST post! ;-)

Not quite last.

[Glenda Harvey]

Hey...

[Susan Unger]

Wow...we'd we all go?

[Jim Chabot]

Truth is that you three are the only ones left here. One of you will possibly be the winner.

Don't mind Scott and I, we have been cured of the competitive addiction that originally lured us here. Now we stay out of compassion, we want to be here for Norm.

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Truth is that you three are the only ones left here. One of you will possibly be the winner.

Don't mind Scott and I, we have been cured of the competitive addiction that originally lured us here. Now we stay out of compassion, we want to be here for Norm.

A model of self-sacrifice, that's what you are!

[Susan Unger]

So when did this thread start? How long have we succumbed to this addiction?

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

So when did this thread start? How long have we succumbed to this addiction?

Not long enough, I say!

[Susan Unger]

Not long enough, I say!

I can quit anytime...I just choose not to ;)

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

I can quit anytime...I just choose not to ;)

That's right. My parents didn't raise a quitter!

[Marg Shurtliff]

Quiet here again . Only 19 posts from when I visited last evening . Many seem to have fallen by the wayside maybe due to Norm's example or out of fear from Scott's posts . Hang in there faithful few . We can and will see this through !
Hey , got 41 minutes last night ! Yeah !!

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

Ah, back here in our good old comfortable thread. Like coming home to relax in my own easy boy recliner. Ahhh.

[Glenda Harvey]

Definitely slowing down.. ..

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Definitely slowing down.. ..

That means we get to feel good about ourselves for staying last slightly longer than we were before. See? You lasted an hour and a half!

[Glenda Harvey]

Goody!

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Goody!

But only an hour that time. Lucky for you, I'm going to bed now, so I can't steal your victory away again for a bit.

[Susan Unger]

But only an hour that time. Lucky for you, I'm going to bed now, so I can't steal your victory away again for a bit.

And I turned off my computer early so that I didn't see it your post. How could we have let you 'win' for so long?

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

And I turned off my computer early so that I didn't see it your post. How could we have let you 'win' for so long?

That's okay. I'll let it slide.

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

I see that things are slowing down in this thread. It's about time. We all have better things to do. What say we just let it go and move on to enjoying this wonderful Season? Everyone walks away having had a good time and this thread enters into NazNet lore. Yeah, that's the ticket. Don't you feel better letting the burden of this thread slip off your shoulders?

Here, I'll just tie the ribbon on it right now. You are free at last! Glory!

[Gina Stevenson]

But the computer is where all my friends live!

Well, at least some that we can "see" without having to go out into this ridiculous atmosphere daring to call itself "weather" to see them! Single-digit windchill at times ... dastardly !! A whole 18 is supposed to be the high in just a few days ... what will the windchill be then (it's now in the 20's)?


Everyone walks away having had a good time and this thread enters into NazNet lore. Yeah, that's the ticket. Don't you feel better letting the burden of this thread slip off your shoulders?

Here, I'll just tie the ribbon on it right now. You are free at last! Glory!

Not quite yet, Scott! Prematurely declaring your own win, eh? :smilies0262:

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

Not quite yet, Scott! Prematurely declaring your own win, eh? :smilies0262:

Not me, I'm not in the competition. Just being the voice of reason to help all my poor involved friends.

[Susan Unger]

That's okay. I'll let it slide.

I appreciate your magnanimity in this matter.

[Marg Shurtliff]

Well, at least some that we can "see" without having to go out into this ridiculous atmosphere daring to call itself "weather" to see them! Single-digit windchill at times ... dastardly !! A whole 18 is supposed to be the high in just a few days ... what will the windchill be then (it's now in the 20's)?

Not quite yet, Scott! Prematurely declaring your own win, eh? :smilies0262:

Agree here , Gina . Today was just 19 and windchill 1 and that's Fahrenheit . Not only do Fahrenheit numbers sound better than Celsius but it helps when writing to my relatives in the States .
Definite slowing here as only 11 posts since I was here last evening . Even so I only got 24 minutes being last . As the posts decrease our chances of becoming last poster increase !

And I agree with you , Gina. Scott may say he's not in the competition but many of his posts read like " OK, enough , we'll just all agree to stop right now " and alluding to his post as last ! ( but not in those words .) Devious , I'd say !

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

And I agree with you , Gina. Scott may say he's not in the competition but many of his posts read like " OK, enough , we'll just all agree to stop right now " and alluding to his post as last ! ( but not in those words .) Devious , I'd say !

Who, me?

[Marg Shurtliff]

Yes You !!! You appear to be very brilliant and understand how to arrange things that you come across very innocent ! That said I " love " you just as much any way and enjoy what you share !

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

That said I " love " you just as much any way and enjoy what you share !

Well that's such a nice thing for you to say. Thanks very much.

Wouldn't it be nice to end this thread on such a kind note. I say we all just stop posting now and enjoy this warm glow.

[Susan Unger]

... enjoy this warm glow.I am Scott!

[Tinker Boyd]

Study BREAK! How is everyone? Where's Norm?

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

I'm doing well! Thanks, Tinker. Also, if you want to be last, asking questions may not be the best strategy. Just a helpful tip.

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

I am Scott!

I thought you were Susan.

Boy am I confused.

Actually no. I'm not confused...I'm Scott.

I think.

[Susan Unger]

I thought you were Susan.

Boy am I confused.

Actually no. I'm not confused...I'm Scott.

I think.

you nut :) Ok, it should have been written "I am, Scott."

[Susan Unger]

Study BREAK! How is everyone? Where's Norm?

I'm taking a study break, too. So what are you studying?

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

you nut :) Ok, it should have been written "I am, Scott."

Commas save lives. Look at the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma!" and "Let's eat Grandma!"

[Susan Unger]

Commas save lives. Look at the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma!" and "Let's eat Grandma!"

I'll keep that, in mind Charlotte.

[Tinker Boyd]

I'm taking a study break, too. So what are you studying?

I'm working on a degree in Pastoral Ministries. Current class is Lifelong Learning Skills. It has turned out to be a great class but this week I'm struggling to get my reading done and the homework is detail oriented and time consuming. I'm more a big picture, get it done quick kind of person.

[Susan Unger]

I'm working on a degree in Pastoral Ministries. Current class is Lifelong Learning Skills. It has turned out to be a great class but this week I'm struggling to get my reading done and the homework is detail oriented and time consuming. I'm more a big picture, get it done quick kind of person.

I'm in the midst of the Gospels class. I am a big picture kind of person, too. So all those differences between similes, similtudes, metaphors, allegory, proverb, riddle, story parable and example parable are going straight over my head. *insert naznet's non-existant barf button* I'm giving up for the night [for the class and the internet].

[Glenda Harvey]

Commas save lives. Look at the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma!" and "Let's eat Grandma!"



An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

[Jim Chabot]

Good Morning Norm!!!

We're here for you! There is relief to be had from your temporary psychosis, brought on by externally introduced psuedoaddictictive suggestions.

We can help, thaw you out!:smilies0262::smilies0262::smilies0262::smilie s0262::smilies0262:

[Gina Stevenson]

Not me, I'm not in the competition. Just being the voice of reason to help all my poor involved friends.

Yeah, right! Marg said it right, Scott ... "devious." (but in the nicest sort of devious way, of course :))

[Glenda Harvey]

Going Christmas Shopping! Bye...see you later. :smilies0814:

[Susan Unger]

Good afternoon all!

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Hello again!

[Gina Stevenson]

Hello again!

And again! ;)

[Susan Unger]

and yet AGAIN!

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

Yep, this here thread is coasting to a stop.

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Hello again!


And again! ;)


and yet AGAIN!

Reminds me of a song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNTxr2NJHa0).

[Jim Chabot]

ME!:tongue:

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

ME!:tongue:

Nope. Not yet.

[Susan Unger]

"It seems so long since I could say sister Susie sitting on a thistle..."

[Jim Chabot]

Another song that never ends


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab2RnLUZ-dU

[Marg Shurtliff]

Only got 6 minutes last night before Scott came with his subtle attempt to stop this thread with his post being last . Warm glow , indeed !
25 posts this time so things are gradually picking up again . Christmas season keeps us all busy but not too busy to make at least one post here .
Norm we miss you ! Hope you are recovering .

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Only got 6 minutes last night before Scott came with his subtle attempt to stop this thread with his post being last . Warm glow , indeed !
25 posts this time so things are gradually picking up again . Christmas season keeps us all busy but not too busy to make at least one post here .
Norm we miss you ! Hope you are recovering .

You got 8 minutes this time. It's improving!

[Gina Stevenson]

ME!:tongue:

Awww, come on, Jim ! Can't you think of something more original than what Glenda has already said how-many times? After all, there might be some problem with copyright infringement here, don'tcha think? ;)

[Susan Unger]

"Twinkle twinkle, little star. How I wonder where you are.."

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

"Twinkle twinkle, little star. How I wonder where you are.."

Here I am. It's okay, your little star is still here.

[Gina Stevenson]

"Twinkle twinkle, little star. How I wonder where you are.."

"Susan, I'm right over here!
The clouds have made me sooo obscure!"

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

"Susan, I'm right over here!
The clouds have made me sooo obscure!"

Tsk. Stealing my joke...

[Jim Chabot]

Awww, come on, Jim ! Can't you think of something more original than what Glenda has already said how-many times? After all, there might be some problem with copyright infringement here, don'tcha think? ;)

But I used a different smilie face

[Jim Chabot]

And now I am clearly winning!

[Jim Chabot]

Good Morning Norm!

Sorry about that quip about winning. Temporarily lost my head there. We are here for you!

:smilies0275::smilies0275::smilies0275::smilies027 5::smilies0275::smilies0275:



You can trust us, none of the little fellers above are wearing white coats.

[Jeremy D. Scott]

Perhaps this has been suggested already, and not that I want to encourage wasting time on Naznet, but I propose that someone go back through the posts of this thread and add up the time that each person has been the last post to see who's winning...

I think that might spice up the competition a bit more.

[Glenda Harvey]

Hi again! :smilies0814:

[Susan Unger]

Hi again! :smilies0814:

Hi yourself! :smilies1184:

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Perhaps this has been suggested already, and not that I want to encourage wasting time on Naznet, but I propose that someone go back through the posts of this thread and add up the time that each person has been the last post to see who's winning...

I think that might spice up the competition a bit more.

I would, but I don't feel like it.

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

I'll add up all the times if you want. So long as everyone agrees that the thread will be closed as soon as I post the results.

[Susan Unger]

I'll add up all the times if you want. So long as everyone agrees that the thread will be closed as soon as I post the results.

eh? You say somethin' Scott?

[Glenda Harvey]

Hi :smilies0814:

[Susan Unger]

Hi :smilies0814:

Hi :smilies1171:

[Glenda Harvey]

Hi :smilies0814:

[Susan Unger]

Hi :smilies1171:

[Glenda Harvey]

Hi :smilies0814:

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

I'll add up all the times if you want. So long as everyone agrees that the thread will be closed as soon as I post the results.

If you'll definitely add up all the times, I think we can all agree not to close the thread until you post the results. That's basically the same thing, I think.

[Susan Unger]

Hi :smilies1171:

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

Hi :smilies1171:

Hello.

[Glenda Harvey]

Hi :smilies0814:

[Tinker Boyd]

I'll add up all the times if you want. So long as everyone agrees that the thread will be closed as soon as I post the results.

I'll agree (it sure is hard to type with your fingers crossed)

[Marg Shurtliff]

25 posts this time and some were mightly short !!! As Charlotte pointed out I got 8 minutes last night .
And I am not in favour of Scott posting the number of times we have been last( effectively the number of times we have posted ) - and his closing the thread ! I try to restrain myself and only post once a day .The odd day I might have made two but I should not be penalized for my restraint ! Here I would like to insert Marsha's smiley which was lost in the crash and hasn't returned !

[Susan Unger]

Good evening naznet world!

[Glenda Harvey]

Hi :smilies0814:

[Susan Unger]

:smilies0231:It's snowing!:smilies0231:

[Glenda Harvey]

:smilies0231:It's snowing!:smilies0231:

yay for you! I know you like snow.

[Susan Unger]

yay for you! I know you like snow.
That I do!

[Glenda Harvey]

We had a lot of snow last year. I'm ready for a break from it this year.

[Susan Unger]

We had a lot of snow last year. I'm ready for a break from it this year.

We had a lot of snow, too. I think it was considered the snowiest Feb on record for my area. Still am ready for more!

[Glenda Harvey]

Maybe Santa will bring you snow for Christmas!! :smilies0814:

[Susan Unger]

Maybe Santa will bring you snow for Christmas!! :smilies0814:

Let's hope so!!!

[Glenda Harvey]

I will tell him for you. :smilies0814:

[Susan Unger]

I will tell him for you. :smilies0814: Thanks my friend! :smilies0231:

[Glenda Harvey]

Your Welcome! :smilies0814:

[Mark Metcalfe]

I wanted 1212!!

[Glenda Harvey]

I wanted 1212!!

Sorry, I didn't realize you had a goal. It just happened that way.

[Susan Unger]

yeah, I thought someone said the next goal was 2000? Was that Norm?

[Glenda Harvey]

I haven't seen Norm on here since he started Posters Anonymous

[Tinker Boyd]

Okay Folks, I have tried and tried to warn you about OCPD. Now look at the sad case of Norm. He is so paranoid, we can't even tell him good morning anymore. At least he left and has joined a support group. Please, follow his example before you end up scarred for life. Stop posting here and save yourselves.

[Glenda Harvey]

Okay Folks, I have tried and tried to warn you about OCPD. Now look at the sad case of Norm. He is so paranoid, we can't even tell him good morning anymore. At least he left and has joined a support group. Please, follow his example before you end up scarred for life. Stop posting here and save yourselves.

I'll think about it. :smilies0814:

[Susan Unger]

I haven't seen Norm on here since he started Posters Anonymous

I miss Norm. :(

[Susan Unger]

...veiled in flesh the Godhead see...Jesus our Emmanuel!

[listening to carols]

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

25 posts this time and some were mightly short !!! As Charlotte pointed out I got 8 minutes last night .
And I am not in favour of Scott posting the number of times we have been last( effectively the number of times we have posted ) - and his closing the thread ! I try to restrain myself and only post once a day .The odd day I might have made two but I should not be penalized for my restraint ! Here I would like to insert Marsha's smiley which was lost in the crash and hasn't returned !

No, not the number of times you've been last. The total time you've been last. If you were last for 8 minutes here and 30 minutes there, etc.

[Marg Shurtliff]

No, not the number of times you've been last. The total time you've been last. If you were last for 8 minutes here and 30 minutes there, etc.

OK , if Scott wants to figure all that out , fine ! I'm not sure if he'll skew the results though . Remember he tends to be devious .Saying he's not in the competition but wanting the thread to cease after his post .
Got 19 minutes last night and there have been 21 posts since then .

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

OK , if Scott wants to figure all that out , fine ! I'm not sure if he'll skew the results though . Remember he tends to be devious .Saying he's not in the competition but wanting the thread to cease after his post .
Got 19 minutes last night and there have been 21 posts since then .

Ah, but it's already been mentioned that we'd all want to congratulate the winner!

[Susan Unger]

I know I would.

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

Just remember that the first shall be last. We know who was first, so.....

[Jim Chabot]

Okay Folks, I have tried and tried to warn you about OCPD. Now look at the sad case of Norm. He is so paranoid, we can't even tell him good morning anymore. At least he left and has joined a support group. Please, follow his example before you end up scarred for life. Stop posting here and save yourselves.

No you don't, we aren't falling for that line. Why just look what happened to Norm. he listened and just what did it get him? A support group! Well we don't need no support group, we are plenty happy posting here whenever we feel like it. No harm, no foul, no problem!

See y'all in the AM!

[Tinker Boyd]

Just remember that the first shall be last. We know who was first, so.....

Actually, I just realized that Mark's original question was, "Who will be the last person to add to this thread?" So I'm answering, "I will be the last person to add to this thread." I win. It's over. You can all go to bed now and return tomorrow to your regularly scheduled threads.

or did someone already try this line? Sad, we are going to all start repeating ourselves. More symptoms of OCPD. I know Pastor Scott is obsessed with a big moose and global warming or something like that. Jim's obsessed with telling Norm good morning. Gina's obsessed with quoting. Glenda's obsessed with herself. Susan should be studying and Charlotte's wearing a koala as a necklace. What is happening to us?

[Susan Unger]

Actually, I just realized that Mark's original question was, "Who will be the last person to add to this thread?" So I'm answering, "I will be the last person to add to this thread." I win. It's over. You can all go to bed now and return tomorrow to your regularly scheduled threads.

or did someone already try this line? Sad, we are going to all start repeating ourselves. More symptoms of OCPD. I know Pastor Scott is obsessed with a big moose and global warming or something like that. Jim's obsessed with telling Norm good morning. Gina's obsessed with quoting. Glenda's obsessed with herself. Susan should be studying and Charlotte's wearing a koala as a necklace. What is happening to us?

Your observations are all so correct! I have a paper to write and yet, here I am!!!!!

[Tinker Boyd]

Your observations are all so correct! I have a paper to write and yet, here I am!!!!!

I just finished mine. I am going to do a little reading then I'm going to bed. Tomorrow is going to be about some serious studying. I still haven't recovered from getting behind during Thanksgiving.

[Susan Unger]

I just finished mine. I am going to do a little reading then I'm going to bed. Tomorrow is going to be about some serious studying. I still haven't recovered from getting behind during Thanksgiving.

I plan on playing tomorrow so need to get my work done now. I at least got some work done between postings.

[Jim Chabot]

Aha! At long last I have done it!! Success at last!

I have kept my secret wish to take #1231, and now here it is, I have succeeded and taken the prize!

No longer do I have a need to post on this thread now that my goal is accomplished!












































But I will continue to post here, if only for Norm. God willing of course!

[Mark Metcalfe]

I am looking for....

[Mark Metcalfe]

to post one more...

[Mark Metcalfe]

...and get to 1234!

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!! :-)

[Tinker Boyd]

Good morning everyone!

[Charlotte 'Mercer' Burton]

More symptoms of OCPD. I know Pastor Scott is obsessed with a big moose and global warming or something like that. Jim's obsessed with telling Norm good morning. Gina's obsessed with quoting. Glenda's obsessed with herself. Susan should be studying and Charlotte's wearing a koala as a necklace. What is happening to us?

I feel somehow accomplished. My only symptom of OCPD is that I cuddle cute animals (in a picture I've had up for months before this thread started). If cuddling with koalas is the worst symptom I'm showing, then I think I'm the real winner here. Contest closed.

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

I feel somehow accomplished. My only symptom of OCPD is that I cuddle cute animals (in a picture I've had up for months before this thread started). If cuddling with koalas is the worst symptom I'm showing, then I think I'm the real winner here. Contest closed.

That's good enough for me. Let's all stop posting right now. If you want to declare Charlotte the winner, just thank me for this post......no need to reply.

[Tinker Boyd]

That's good enough for me. Let's all stop posting right now. If you want to declare Charlotte the winner, just thank me for this post......no need to reply.

No, I think Charlotte needs more help than I first thought. We need to move her to a new thread near Norm. She is really in denial. She thinks her only symptom is her koala necklace. She is totally blind to her posting problem. Can't you move her over with your superpowers?

[Glenda Harvey]

Hi :smilies0814:

[Jim Chabot]

Can't you move her over with your superpowers?

All the classic signs of desperation. Hmmmm, maybe we need to schedule an intervention. Scott, are you available to help here, maybe tomorrow before noon?

[Glenda Harvey]

This thread seems to be picking up speed again. Oh well.. we all tried to overcome our addiction....

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

All the classic signs of desperation. Hmmmm, maybe we need to schedule an intervention. Scott, are you available to help here, maybe tomorrow before noon?

My code is "no man or woman left behind!" With you to the end brother.

[Glenda Harvey]

HI :smilies0814:

[Tinker Boyd]

My code is "no man or woman left behind!" With you to the end brother.

I feel betrayed, and by my own pastor. Time to look for a new church.

[Glenda Harvey]

I feel betrayed, and by my own pastor. Time to look for a new church.

uh oh! Maybe this thread is getting too serious...

[Susan Unger]

This thread seems to be picking up speed again. Oh well.. we all tried to overcome our addiction....

Ahh...maybe you did, but I did NOT!

[Tinker Boyd]

uh oh! Maybe this thread is getting too serious...


Nay, He knows I'm teasing. He'd probably like for me to leave but no such luck yet. :)

[Glenda Harvey]

Nay, He knows I'm teasing. He'd probably like for me to leave but no such luck yet. :)

I'm sure he doesnt want you to leave his church... this thread maybe... but not the church

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

I feel betrayed, and by my own pastor. Time to look for a new church.

You can go as long as you leave John, Darcy, and Breann, find us a new trumpet player, find a new minister of outreach, find someone to fill the pulpit when I'm away, agree to keep sending your tithe, and give me at least 5 years notice.

Other than that, you're stuck.

[Tinker Boyd]

I'm sure he doesnt want you to leave his church... this thread maybe... but not the church

Probably true but believe me, I have no dillusions that being a member of his congregation will win me any favors on this thread.

"I'm not competitive," he says. Sure....