What is celibacy?

[Nelson Bradford]

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began my life of celibacy.........

[Danny Biddinger]

I can see how that would work

[Joanne Vergin]

Oh brother. :p

[Steven Burton]

Maybe I should learn from my elders....

[Gina Stevenson]

Maybe I should learn from my elders....

Yeah, quickly Steven, go buy your wife some flowers [no, not flours!]. ;)

[Steven Burton]

How about forgetting to get your wife a present for her birthday, forgetting about valentines day, or maybe just forgetting to get anything on any special day.