Nelson Bradford
November 22nd, 2010, 02:39 AM
“Monday Moanin” ~ November 22, 2010
. . . Thank you for tuning in. I’ll attempt to be brief, however, again, am making no promises.
I wonder . . .
. . . who decided dandelions are not flowers and should be left alone rather than torn out by their roots.
. . . if anyone has ever ruffled the feathers of a bald eagle.
. . . if Pier 1 occasionally gets their furniture from pier #2.
. . . what old country is Old Country Buffet mimicking? Germany? France?
. . . if umbrella means “rain protection device” why not call them RPD?
. . . why we don’t say landscraping rather than landscaping since that’s what they do most of the time, right?
. . . what makes a dog dog tired.
. . . if there were any May flowers on the Mayflower. I doubt it.
. . . why the letters “J” “K” “M” and “N” are not on eye charts.
. . . and if they’re offended.
. . . if a racoon ever married a baboon.
. . . if there were balloons at the wedding.
. . . why men wear earrings.
. . . what elephants remember.
. . . if skunks might, in reality, be very small, hairy, smelly zebras.
. . . who came up with the word “strawberry?” They sure don’t taste like straw. Thankfully.
. . . who came up with the word “raspberry?” They sure don’t taste like a ras . . . never mind.
. . . why a 2x4 isn’t 2x4
. . . since “TV” means television why doesn’t “RD” mean radio.
. . . if the people who invented Google wear goggles.
. . . if the people who invented Google giggle. Probably. All the way to the bank.
. . . since women can join the Y.M.C.A. can men join the Y.W.C.A?
. . . if I should be more thankful. (Without a doubt!)
. . . if I should go back to bed now. (DITTO!)
And finally - (I heard that!)
. . . if I should get outta here. Probably.
Until next week, then?
Have a marvelous Monday in Him
~ Nelson
Ps - Isn’t God good?!
. . . Thank you for tuning in. I’ll attempt to be brief, however, again, am making no promises.
I wonder . . .
. . . who decided dandelions are not flowers and should be left alone rather than torn out by their roots.
. . . if anyone has ever ruffled the feathers of a bald eagle.
. . . if Pier 1 occasionally gets their furniture from pier #2.
. . . what old country is Old Country Buffet mimicking? Germany? France?
. . . if umbrella means “rain protection device” why not call them RPD?
. . . why we don’t say landscraping rather than landscaping since that’s what they do most of the time, right?
. . . what makes a dog dog tired.
. . . if there were any May flowers on the Mayflower. I doubt it.
. . . why the letters “J” “K” “M” and “N” are not on eye charts.
. . . and if they’re offended.
. . . if a racoon ever married a baboon.
. . . if there were balloons at the wedding.
. . . why men wear earrings.
. . . what elephants remember.
. . . if skunks might, in reality, be very small, hairy, smelly zebras.
. . . who came up with the word “strawberry?” They sure don’t taste like straw. Thankfully.
. . . who came up with the word “raspberry?” They sure don’t taste like a ras . . . never mind.
. . . why a 2x4 isn’t 2x4
. . . since “TV” means television why doesn’t “RD” mean radio.
. . . if the people who invented Google wear goggles.
. . . if the people who invented Google giggle. Probably. All the way to the bank.
. . . since women can join the Y.M.C.A. can men join the Y.W.C.A?
. . . if I should be more thankful. (Without a doubt!)
. . . if I should go back to bed now. (DITTO!)
And finally - (I heard that!)
. . . if I should get outta here. Probably.
Until next week, then?
Have a marvelous Monday in Him
~ Nelson
Ps - Isn’t God good?!