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Nelson Bradford
26th October 2005, 05:52 AM (05:52)
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
bucket.
Nelson Bradford
27th October 2005, 06:05 AM (06:05)
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies
running around with tattoos?
Nelson Bradford
28th October 2005, 06:23 AM (06:23)
When your dog jumps on your bed it's because they love you. When
your cat jumps on your bed it's because they love the bed.
Judy Engel
28th October 2005, 04:03 PM (16:03)
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies
running around with tattoos?

WAHAHAHA! I have been saying this for years! Funny thing is, someday they'll also have to try to explain those tattos to their grandchildren. Oh the poetic justice of it all!
Nelson Bradford
30th October 2005, 06:04 AM (06:04)
A promise is something you can keep after giving it.
Nelson Bradford
31st October 2005, 05:40 AM (05:40)
Halloween: A holiday perpetuated by the American Dental Assoc.
Nelson Bradford
1st November 2005, 05:51 AM (05:51)
Does my quiet self-pity get to you or should I move up to incessant nagging?
Nelson Bradford
2nd November 2005, 05:28 AM (05:28)
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Nelson Bradford
3rd November 2005, 05:57 AM (05:57)
Health insurance is just like one of those hospital gowns. You only think
you’re covered.
Nelson Bradford
4th November 2005, 06:16 AM (06:16)
Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.
Nelson Bradford
7th November 2005, 06:10 AM (06:10)
The word "aerobics" comes from two Greek words: "aero" meaning
"ability to" and "bics" meaning "withstand tremendous boredom."
Cecil Wallace
7th November 2005, 11:06 AM (11:06)
Become a Greek (or is that "Geek") scholar??
Somehow, I don't believe that the Greeks would interpret that word the way you do.
I thought it meant "Up in the air with great enthusiasm."



The word "aerobics" comes from two Greek words: "aero" meaning "ability to" and "bics" meaning "withstand tremendous boredom."
Nelson Bradford
8th November 2005, 06:11 AM (06:11)
Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
Nelson Bradford
9th November 2005, 06:52 AM (06:52)
Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.
Nelson Bradford
10th November 2005, 06:07 AM (06:07)
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.
Cecil Wallace
10th November 2005, 07:22 AM (07:22)
Oh, how I relate to that!!!
:rolleyes:
Nelson Bradford
11th November 2005, 07:01 AM (07:01)
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Web and he won't bother you for weeks..
Nelson Bradford
14th November 2005, 06:15 AM (06:15)
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.
Nelson Bradford
15th November 2005, 05:52 AM (05:52)
Be nice to me--I'm out of Valium.
Nelson Bradford
16th November 2005, 05:55 AM (05:55)
A PC a day, keeps the Apple away!
Nelson Bradford
17th November 2005, 07:54 AM (07:54)
A dragon a day keeps everyone away.
Nelson Bradford
18th November 2005, 07:25 AM (07:25)
Alex, I'll take "Things Only I Know" for $1000.
Nelson Bradford
19th November 2005, 06:00 AM (06:00)
Absess makes the heart grow fungus.
Nelson Bradford
20th November 2005, 05:52 AM (05:52)
A family is a circle of people who love you.
Joel Merrill
20th November 2005, 09:02 PM (21:02)
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies
running around with tattoos?

Those blue tattoos will go nicely with their varicose veins :eek:

jOeL :basic05
Nelson Bradford
21st November 2005, 06:39 AM (06:39)
A robber broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats, and the police didn't have anything to go on.
Nelson Bradford
22nd November 2005, 06:08 AM (06:08)
The only things Adam would recognize, if he came back to earth, are
the jokes.
Cecil Wallace
22nd November 2005, 07:31 AM (07:31)
The only things Adam would recognize, if he came back to earth, are
the jokes.
Yeah... Some of 'em are that old....
including this one?? :basic02

Thanks for sharing...l
Nelson Bradford
25th November 2005, 06:03 AM (06:03)
The phrase "melting pot" used to mean the United States of America.
Now it means you put the wrong container in the microwave.
Nelson Bradford
26th November 2005, 06:54 AM (06:54)
A woman was in love with fourteen soldiers; it was platoonic.
Nelson Bradford
27th November 2005, 08:06 AM (08:06)
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Nelson Bradford
27th November 2005, 08:06 AM (08:06)
A good friend can listen and hear what was never said.
Nelson Bradford
28th November 2005, 06:06 AM (06:06)
A rose by any other name, even George, would stick you just as bad.
Nelson Bradford
29th November 2005, 05:49 AM (05:49)
A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus
well enough to see you clearly.
Cecil Wallace
29th November 2005, 07:11 AM (07:11)
I've wondered about for some time!
Thanks.
:p

A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus
well enough to see you clearly.
Nelson Bradford
30th November 2005, 06:16 AM (06:16)
Some people are like Slinkies.
It may be difficult to determine
their real purpose in life
but they bring a smile to your face
when you push them down the stairs.
~~~~~
And on that happy (or unhappy) note
this is my final tagline for a while.
Maybe forever.
thanx for hanging in with me.
-neb
ps - Isn't God good?!
Cecil Wallace
30th November 2005, 07:59 AM (07:59)
And on that happy (or unhappy) note this is my final tagline for a while.
Maybe forever. thanx for hanging in with me.
-neb
ps - Isn't God good?!

Awwwww...
Well, I suppose that all good things must come to an end at some time or another.

Maybe you just ran out of things to say......
No... not NEB.
Thanks for the smiles along the way. Maybe more later, please.:p
Nelson Bradford
4th January 2006, 02:27 PM (14:27)
A watched pot never boils, so try turning on the heat.
Joel Merrill
4th January 2006, 02:39 PM (14:39)
A watched pot never boils, so try turning on the heat.

My boss knows that one :basic03

Joel
Dana Grant
4th January 2006, 03:16 PM (15:16)
WAHAHAHA! I have been saying this for years! Funny thing is, someday they'll also have to try to explain those tattos to their grandchildren. Oh the poetic justice of it all!


And I shudder to guess what those tattoos will look like in 40 years........
Judy Engel
4th January 2006, 03:48 PM (15:48)
And I shudder to guess what those tattoos will look like in 40 years........

My 80 something year old mamaw in Kentucky (don't go there!) has several tatoos and they are terrible. They weren't that great to begin with as they were "home made" back in the 50's and 60's (maybe even the 40's :eek: ) but now that she is ooooold they are amazingly aweful. I just picture them whenever I think it would be cool to get one myself hahaha!