February 23rd, 2011, 05:47 PM
A boy had the bad habit of lieing and his mother got quite frustrated. One day he came home from school an hour late and his mother asked for an explanation. The boy said "I stopped at that pond on the way home ahd fished." She asked, "Well, did you catch any?" "I caught about 50." She asked, "What did you do with them?" He replied, "On the way home I saw some people who looked mighty hungry so I gave them to the hungry people." She asked, "Do you really expect me to believe that, I think you need a talk with our preacher?" So off to the preacher they went. She explained the situation to the preacher and he said "Let me talk to him alone." "Now son the other day I was praying at the altar and a 500 pound bear came in and started to attack me but all of a sudden he stopped a 5 pound Chihuahua was attacking the bear, killed him, drug him out of the church, dug a hole, threw the bear in the hole, covered him up and sat on the mound, now do you believe what I said," the preacher asked. The boy said, "Yes, cause that was my dog."