MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO..LAUGHTER!! is good for what ails us!!

[Judy Hamilton]

just recieved this

and it is cryptic

however there is redemption with a good laugh if you bear
with it until then end!! (bold lettering ..mine)

Judy

MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO

American Citizen
April 11, 2006
USA America



Dear President Bush:



I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me.



I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over?



Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:


1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school preferrably with the Mexican falg flying above it .
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make a great fuss trying to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English and American officers speak Spanish.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. as I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and please do not bother to enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.



I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.


However, if Pres. Fox gives you any trouble, just invite him to go
quail hunting with your V.P. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thank you so much for your kind help.

Sincerely,

American CITIZEN

[Wilson L. Deaton]

and it is cryptic


This was an awesome post, in spite of its crypticness.

As you think about that letter to the President it makes you realize we treat others better than they treat us. This is a great reminder of what makes America so great!

Luke 6:31-36
[31] Do to others as you would have them do to you.
[32] "If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' love those who love them. [33] And if you do good to those who are good to you, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' do that.... [35] But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked. [36] Be merciful, just as your Father is merciful.

Wilson

[Judy Hamilton]

Hi Wilson

This is a great reminder of our nation...and why

I am proud to be an American

Aslo this cryptic letter defines in a nutshell why many Americans are wearying of the free handout.

I have the utmost respect and will give, give give to the person who is in some genuine manner trying to help themselves.

However so many (too many) of the Mexicans see the USA as a pletheroia
of the good life...and do not attempt to learn the language, to become nautralized citizens. In the same breath I realize that with their illegal immigration to this country, they have placed themselves in a position where they will not be afforded naturalization, and will be deported.

The rest of the immigrants here in America...and they are plentious..have immigrated within the legal system for immigration...even though it sometimes takes years. These Vietnamese, Laotians..those from Europe ect are making contributing members in our society.

and seriouslly I will not go hunting with the VP!!!!!!!!!

Judy

[Joel Merrill]

I think we should adopt the exact same laws to deal with illegal aliens as Mexico has.

Joel

[Paul Whitaker]

A week or so ago I thought about going to Mexico. Decided not to.