Bumper Stickers

[Stan Hall]

How about a thread of clever bumper stickers. This may be similar to Nelson's Taglines.

Here's one I saw this evening to start things off...

Who died and made you Elvis?

[Cecil Wallace]

"Don't believe everything you think"

"Yes, this is my truck.
No, I won't help you move."

"I live in my own little world.
:) But its okay :)
Everyone knows me here"

[Jeremy D. Scott]

I still like this one. While perhaps not humorous, it is clever.

[Stan Hall]

Of course not. Everyone knows God is a Libertarian!
(Just kidding)

Stan

[Joel Merrill]

These were on my old van.

Joel

[LoraineStanton]

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

[Gina Stevenson]

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

... or maybe ten ... or maybe ... ??? :basic05

[Mark Doble]

Ifin you don't like my driving then get off my SIDEWALK EH! yA HOSER!:basic05

[Doris Grant]

My son was "inmate of the month" at Northern Correctional Center.

[Gina Stevenson]

... they're something that sometimes are cute enough, I don't think I'll forget them. But guess what ... can't think of anything that's not so cliche' that it's not already been said here at one time or another, methinks. ;)

[Dennis M. Scott]

Some will remember back a couple decades ago when those yellow diamond signs were hanging in almost every car, saying something like, "Baby on Board", etc.
When they had just about run their course in my pickup, I had a hand painted custom one that said, "I hate these signs." People frequently drove past me laughing and giving me the thumbs up. In Boston, that's not the usual finger salute.

[Joel Merrill]

My son was "inmate of the month" at Northern Correctional Center.

I got this in my email notification and I didn't notice that it was from the fun forum. When I read it, I thought it was true :basic05

Joel

[Bob Evans]

My favorite one of all time was "My Child beat up the student of the month at his elementary School.":)

[Doris Grant]

I got this in my email notification and I didn't notice that it was from the fun forum. When I read it, I thought it was true :basic05

Joel

But Joel is it really just a bumper sticker I read somewhere OR is it the bumper sticker I have on my truck???? Just kidding. My son isn't in the Northern Correctional Center he is in the Southern Correctional Center.

Doris

[Joel Merrill]

How about, "Keep Honking, I'm reloading." :eek:

Joel

[LoraineStanton]

or "Stop honking, I'm pedaling as fast as I can!"

[LoraineStanton]

Speaking of Boston traffic, I once had a car that sported a "Caution, this vehicle a veteran of Boston traffic" bumper sticker!

[Glenn Harris]

You can't forget the classic:

Beam me up Scottie:

There's no intelligent life on this planet!

[Judy McDonald]

Fight childhood obesity. Make your kids ride stationary bikes to power their computers and TV's.

[Hal Kreps]

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A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Prov 17:22a)

Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven
by a moron.

This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one
yet.

Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

Faster than a speeding ticket!

Adults are just kids with money.

T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.

You are right where you belong, behind me!

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a
bus hit mine.

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

Do unto others before they do unto you.

Was today really necessary?

In theory, everything works.

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

Your lucky color has faded.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses!

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

The more I learn, the less I understand.

Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?

Received from Troy Ark.