Real Newspaper Ads

[Joel Merrill]

REAL NEWSPAPER ADS

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.


AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Husband knows everything

[Doris Grant]

My sides are hurting. I laughed till I cried. That was soooo funny. Thank you, you made my day.

Doris

[Leanne Powell]

Hillarious!

[Garth Lahana]

Outstanding, I share Doris' sentiments! Thanks Joel :)

Garth

[Gina Stevenson]

... reminded me of someone I'd not tho't about in awhile ... who might just be apt to write up an ad in this fashion ... and the details fit her, so ................

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie

Yes, I won't say which state I knew her in ... might be lurkers who know her from somewhere, too. :basic05

[Joel Merrill]

Gracie Youngblood sent this to me in my email. She sends me some good ones. She should post them here (hint hint:))

Joel :fav09