Nelson Bradford
10th May 2006, 05:54 AM (05:54)
I wonder . . .
. . . did Shakespeare shake his spear? If so, at who?
. . . why Sheik A. Legg is always late.
. . . if Anna Rexa needs to gain a few pounds.
. . . if Emma Tayshun is for real.
. . . if Al Gore authored an allegory.
. . . if Eula Gee is still alive.
. . . if Hal A. Tosis has bad breath.
. . . if Helen Highwater has seen better days.
. . . if Jan U. Wherry likes this weather.
. . . if Tom Ato likes bacon and lettuce sandwiches.
. . . if Jim Nasium likes basketball.
. . . if Rick O. Shea likes racket ball.
. . . if Winnie Bago likes camping.
. . . if Ann Chovie likes fish.
. . . if Morris Merrier likes crowds.
. . . if Lois Denominator likes fractions.
. . . if Marion Kind is still single.
. . . if Neil Downe proposed to her.
. . . if Marrianne Regretit wishes she was still single.
. . . if Marty Graw moved back to New Orleans.
. . . if Phil A. Delphia lives in - never mind.
. . . if I could borrow a few bucks from Nora Lenderbe.
. . . if Robyn Banks ever got out of jail.
. . . if Shaddup N. Diehl is related to General Superintendent . . . never mind.
. . . what’s Tim Bucktu’s home town.
. . . if U.K. Layley plays any stringed instruments.
. . . if Warren Peace wrote any short novels.
. . . why Benny Fishery never made it as an insurance salesman.
. . . if Eunice Eyekle is still employed by Barnum and Bailey.
. . . if maybe it’s time for me to Jill Out. Probably.
Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Nelson
PS - Isn’t God good?!
. . . did Shakespeare shake his spear? If so, at who?
. . . why Sheik A. Legg is always late.
. . . if Anna Rexa needs to gain a few pounds.
. . . if Emma Tayshun is for real.
. . . if Al Gore authored an allegory.
. . . if Eula Gee is still alive.
. . . if Hal A. Tosis has bad breath.
. . . if Helen Highwater has seen better days.
. . . if Jan U. Wherry likes this weather.
. . . if Tom Ato likes bacon and lettuce sandwiches.
. . . if Jim Nasium likes basketball.
. . . if Rick O. Shea likes racket ball.
. . . if Winnie Bago likes camping.
. . . if Ann Chovie likes fish.
. . . if Morris Merrier likes crowds.
. . . if Lois Denominator likes fractions.
. . . if Marion Kind is still single.
. . . if Neil Downe proposed to her.
. . . if Marrianne Regretit wishes she was still single.
. . . if Marty Graw moved back to New Orleans.
. . . if Phil A. Delphia lives in - never mind.
. . . if I could borrow a few bucks from Nora Lenderbe.
. . . if Robyn Banks ever got out of jail.
. . . if Shaddup N. Diehl is related to General Superintendent . . . never mind.
. . . what’s Tim Bucktu’s home town.
. . . if U.K. Layley plays any stringed instruments.
. . . if Warren Peace wrote any short novels.
. . . why Benny Fishery never made it as an insurance salesman.
. . . if Eunice Eyekle is still employed by Barnum and Bailey.
. . . if maybe it’s time for me to Jill Out. Probably.
Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Nelson
PS - Isn’t God good?!