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Nelson Bradford
10th May 2006, 05:54 AM (05:54)
I wonder . . .

. . . did Shakespeare shake his spear? If so, at who?

. . . why Sheik A. Legg is always late.

. . . if Anna Rexa needs to gain a few pounds.

. . . if Emma Tayshun is for real.

. . . if Al Gore authored an allegory.

. . . if Eula Gee is still alive.

. . . if Hal A. Tosis has bad breath.

. . . if Helen Highwater has seen better days.

. . . if Jan U. Wherry likes this weather.

. . . if Tom Ato likes bacon and lettuce sandwiches.

. . . if Jim Nasium likes basketball.

. . . if Rick O. Shea likes racket ball.

. . . if Winnie Bago likes camping.

. . . if Ann Chovie likes fish.

. . . if Morris Merrier likes crowds.

. . . if Lois Denominator likes fractions.

. . . if Marion Kind is still single.

. . . if Neil Downe proposed to her.

. . . if Marrianne Regretit wishes she was still single.

. . . if Marty Graw moved back to New Orleans.

. . . if Phil A. Delphia lives in - never mind.

. . . if I could borrow a few bucks from Nora Lenderbe.

. . . if Robyn Banks ever got out of jail.

. . . if Shaddup N. Diehl is related to General Superintendent . . . never mind.

. . . what’s Tim Bucktu’s home town.

. . . if U.K. Layley plays any stringed instruments.

. . . if Warren Peace wrote any short novels.

. . . why Benny Fishery never made it as an insurance salesman.

. . . if Eunice Eyekle is still employed by Barnum and Bailey.

. . . if maybe it’s time for me to Jill Out. Probably.

Have a wonderful Wednesday.

Nelson

PS - Isn’t God good?!

Cecil Wallace
10th May 2006, 09:08 AM (09:08)
about you.
:basic05
Where in the world do you get all that "stuff?"
If from your own mind, then it appears as if you have a lot of time on your hands.
I guess that your "retirement" from certain activities has left you with time to think up all that "stuff."

When will we get another SS lesson?
Those are enjoyable.

We love ya anyway!
I wonder . . .
. . .

Lori Jeffrey
10th May 2006, 09:18 AM (09:18)
...If Lena Weyback likes recliner chairs.

Lori

Nelson Bradford
10th May 2006, 09:20 AM (09:20)
how can I win - come out looking "good" - ????

I found the names elsewhere
but added the questions.

Do that help?

SS?

This next Sunday - maybe.

See how the Lord leads.

Thanx for asking.

-neb

William Hunter
10th May 2006, 09:20 AM (09:20)
WONDERFULL!!!!!!! Thank you for the good laugh this morning. You have a great mind.