Bruce Carriker
10th May 2006, 11:22 AM (11:22)
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
Even after forty years of marriage, my wife and I always hold hands any time we go out. If I let go, she shops.
My mother-in-law got a mudpack facial and looked great for 2 days. Then, the mud fell off.
A doctor finishes his exam and his patient asks, "Doc, how do I stand." The doctor says, "That's what I'm trying to figure out, too!"
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here today for drinking." The drunk says "Great! Let's get started."
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
Even after forty years of marriage, my wife and I always hold hands any time we go out. If I let go, she shops.
My mother-in-law got a mudpack facial and looked great for 2 days. Then, the mud fell off.
A doctor finishes his exam and his patient asks, "Doc, how do I stand." The doctor says, "That's what I'm trying to figure out, too!"
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here today for drinking." The drunk says "Great! Let's get started."