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Vivian Cornwell
15th May 2006, 05:58 AM (05:58)
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother." The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too."


Do not trust all little Old Ladies

Sue Pyles
19th May 2006, 05:29 PM (17:29)
Vivian,

Speaking of little old ladies........Our Prime Timers' Day Out in Jackson is coming up with Geraldine and Ricky. I wish you and your charming husband would come to it.
Give it some thought. You still have a few days to get your appliction in. A Mrs. Wells from your church called me about it so I sent her the application form to copy.
Have a great weekend.

Vivian Cornwell
22nd May 2006, 08:00 AM (08:00)
Sue,

Mrs. Wells was passing out information Sunday AM. but another lady said reservations were full. Please let me know. Jim and Ann Stout want to come also.