Ian Gentles
22nd May 2006, 06:41 AM (06:41)
A Newfoundlander and his wife take a vacation to the Holy Land, and while there the wife dies. Undertaker tells husband, you can pay $5,ooo.00 to have her shipped home for buriel, or $150.00 to have her buried here in the Holy Land. Guys decides to have her shipped home. Undertaker asks why he is willing to spent that money to have her shipped home, as he could bury her in Holy Land for $150.00. Husband answered, "Well not so long ago you buried a guy and he rose from the grave in three days, I just cant take that chance! ROFLOL