The tee shirt.

[Ian Gentles]

Seen on a ladies t shirt at a UK golf tournament this last weekend..........................."Grow your on dope plant a man".

[Barb Bouldrey]

ooooh.........that is a good one.

I saw this Tee Shirt on a child: "From angel to brat in 30 seconds."

[Ian Gentles]

LOL good one!

[Diane Likens]

My son's favorite shirt says

Out of my mind.

Please send search party.

[Marsha Lynn]

I know a young man whose favorite t-shirt reads:

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

It broke his heart when he was told he couldn't wear it to school. Apparently, he wasn't fat enough to get away with it.

:rolleyes:

[Dana Grant]

I've told this story before -- long story short -- my sister accidentally sent her keys in a box along with the items she was returning to QVC because they didn't fit (the items, not the keys). She didn't realize she had done this and had searched high and low for days looking for her keys. Two weeks later, a young gentleman from QVC called to tell her that he had found her keys.

Lost keys is a family trait in our family! I think there is a special gene that is passed down. My mother loses hers, my sister loses hers, I lose mine --

Well, after this incident, I found the perfect tee-shirt:

"If I could remember your name, I'd ask you where I put my keys."


I bought it for my sister for Christmas that year.

She called me and said "very funny."

LOL

[Doris Grant]

Dana if I recall correctly you don't just lose your keys "you lose the whole vehicle." Sorry couldn't resist.

Doris

[Dana Grant]

Dana if I recall correctly you don't just lose your keys "you lose the whole vehicle." Sorry couldn't resist.

Doris

I just get no respect. No respect at all.


*snicker*