Doug Kitchen
1st June 2006, 08:12 PM (20:12)
A long time naznetter who has been unable to make the transition to the new software was encountered today in Schenectady, NY. Lori Kitchen who was on-the-scene, reported that a black sedan with two strangers drove up to her church and interrupted her shrub-trimming. They did not offer to help. Sporting "roadtrip 2006" tee-shirts, they have apparently spent large amounts of time drifting from their Arizona home and are now wandering Interstate 90. Sometime earlier this week they visited the Baseball Hall of Fame at Cooperstown, NY. However, they apparently did not have the time to visit the more culturally important places such as the James Fennimore Cooper homestead, the farmers museum or even the capital of the state of NY.
When questioned about her long absence from Naznet, the stranger only admitted to confusion and disillusionment over the new software. Upon further questioning, she admitted to constant lurking and that she has conspired with actual registrants to discuss questionable topics such as flying grapefruit and sources of mighty rushing winds.
The strangers are most likely trying to find the Naznet owner. Because they are no longer involved they have most likely missed the news that Dave is no longer the ENC president and lives full-time at the other end of I-90.
If you see them in their travels, be careful as they may have grapefruit or vegamite in their hand, poised for a surprise attack. But they still seem nazarene-friendly so please invite them back.
Doug
ps. all TIC, of course, but completely surprised by this seemingly random Naznet meeting today -
When questioned about her long absence from Naznet, the stranger only admitted to confusion and disillusionment over the new software. Upon further questioning, she admitted to constant lurking and that she has conspired with actual registrants to discuss questionable topics such as flying grapefruit and sources of mighty rushing winds.
The strangers are most likely trying to find the Naznet owner. Because they are no longer involved they have most likely missed the news that Dave is no longer the ENC president and lives full-time at the other end of I-90.
If you see them in their travels, be careful as they may have grapefruit or vegamite in their hand, poised for a surprise attack. But they still seem nazarene-friendly so please invite them back.
Doug
ps. all TIC, of course, but completely surprised by this seemingly random Naznet meeting today -