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Barbara Moulton
23rd July 2006, 02:14 PM (14:14)
Here's what different people suggested we do.

1. Feed it.
2. Trap it and release it.
3. Poison it.

If we can't agree on rodent control, no wonder we all can't find complete doctrinal unity. LOL :)
Brad Mercer
23rd July 2006, 02:31 PM (14:31)
Did it spark a revival?

Are you familiar with the song: "Mississippi Squirrel Revival", by Ray Stevens?

Brad
Cecil Wallace
23rd July 2006, 02:32 PM (14:32)
Here's what different people suggested we do.

1. Feed it.
2. Trap it and release it.
3. Poison it.

If we can't agree on rodent control, no wonder we all can't find complete doctrinal unity. LOL :)
4. Invite this tree rat (rodent) to lunch, and make it the main entree'.

Ducking the shots from animal lovers,
Barbara Moulton
23rd July 2006, 02:34 PM (14:34)
Did it spark a revival?

Are you familiar with the song: "Mississippi Squirrel Revival", by Ray Stevens?

Brad

Several people mentioned that song.

Since this squirrel refrained from running up people's dresses we didn't see that outpouring. :-)
Marsha Lynn
23rd July 2006, 03:18 PM (15:18)
4. Invite this tree rat (rodent) to lunch, and make it the main entree'.

Ducking the shots from animal lovers,

5. Take it into membership. It won't be long before it quits showing up.

(disclaimer: I am not the original source for this suggestion.)
Michael B. Ross
23rd July 2006, 03:29 PM (15:29)
Put him in charge of outreach; he will reach the nuts in the community.

5. Take it into membership. It won't be long before it quits showing up.

(disclaimer: I am not the original source for this suggestion.)
Brad Mercer
23rd July 2006, 04:21 PM (16:21)
Wow, this is a very clever bunch, you know that? I LOVE this place!

Brad
Barb Bouldrey
23rd July 2006, 04:23 PM (16:23)
Oh, you guys are the nuts!

Thanks for the chuckles.

Barb
Joel Merrill
23rd July 2006, 04:42 PM (16:42)
:fun19:fav17:bannana :basic05
jOeL
Wanda Van Winkle
23rd July 2006, 05:20 PM (17:20)
Put him in charge of outreach; he will reach the nuts in the community.

She can squirrel away enough money to pay the pastors' way to general assembly next year.
Marg Webb
23rd July 2006, 07:44 PM (19:44)
:fun19:fav17:bannana :basic05
jOeL

I love the humor of all. But where in the world Joel did you find this inebriated Squirrel?
Joel Merrill
23rd July 2006, 08:39 PM (20:39)
I love the humor of all. But where in the world Joel did you find this inebriated Squirrel?

I collect them from lots of places. Many come in my email.

Joel
Dana Grant
23rd July 2006, 09:04 PM (21:04)
Video: Squirrel Revival (http://www.sidewalksundayschool.org/media/QT/html/squirrel.htm)
Carol Kane
23rd July 2006, 10:28 PM (22:28)
I was gonna say Barb just assign a box of tithing envelopes and see if ya'll chase the squirrel away:basic03