Friday's Tagline

[Nelson Bradford]

If carrots are good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

[Hans Deventer]

Easy. Our eyes are not good enough to keep staring into those car headlights so we turn and run. Theirs are.

[Ralph Wood]

If carrots are good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

Actually, here in Missouri, their demise is more because of their compassion. As they investigate the flattened raccoons and 'possums, the rabbits are really "Gooshed" Samaritans.