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Nelson Bradford
2nd October 2006, 05:45 AM (05:45)
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Nelson Bradford
2nd October 2006, 05:46 AM (05:46)
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Nelson Bradford
3rd October 2006, 10:32 AM (10:32)
I am a nutritional overachiever.
Cecil Wallace
3rd October 2006, 02:15 PM (14:15)
I am a nutritional overachiever.
Oh, what kind words you speak!
I've gotta remember that..... just as soon as I go get some MORE peanut butter.:basic05
Dennis M. Scott
3rd October 2006, 05:43 PM (17:43)
I find myself frequently quoting Nelson Bradford publicly.
Belinda Y. Edwards
3rd October 2006, 06:01 PM (18:01)
I find myself frequently quoting Nelson Bradford publicly.
*laughs*
cute
Nelson Bradford
3rd October 2006, 06:38 PM (18:38)
It MUST be October for THAT indeed is a spooky/scary thought!
:)
Nelson Bradford
4th October 2006, 06:04 AM (06:04)
Faster than a speeding ticket!
Nelson Bradford
5th October 2006, 06:10 AM (06:10)
Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Joel Merrill
5th October 2006, 03:33 PM (15:33)
Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
and their head is as hard as a rock :basic01 (I thought that fit so I through it in)
jOeL :fav06
Nelson Bradford
6th October 2006, 05:53 AM (05:53)
Brain cells come and brain cells go,
but fat cells live forever.
Joel Merrill
6th October 2006, 05:40 PM (17:40)
Brain cells come and brain cells go,
but fat cells live forever.
Ain't that the truth :cool:
Joel
Nelson Bradford
7th October 2006, 06:05 AM (06:05)
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.
Nelson Bradford
9th October 2006, 06:08 AM (06:08)
A day without sunshine is like night, man.
Nelson Bradford
10th October 2006, 05:51 AM (05:51)
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Nelson Bradford
11th October 2006, 05:47 AM (05:47)
I have a mind like a steel...animal catcher thingee.
Joel Merrill
11th October 2006, 11:18 AM (11:18)
I have a mind like a steel...animal catcher thingee.
That's my wife. She has two nouns, "thingee" and "deal-e-bob". :rolleyes: Everything is one or the other.
Joel
Nelson Bradford
12th October 2006, 06:19 AM (06:19)
Insert inevitable trivial witticism of your choice here.
Nelson Bradford
13th October 2006, 05:53 AM (05:53)
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Nelson Bradford
14th October 2006, 07:50 AM (07:50)
My haystack had no needle!
Nelson Bradford
16th October 2006, 05:33 AM (05:33)
It seems like every time I open my eyes, it's today.
Hans Deventer
16th October 2006, 05:39 AM (05:39)
It seems like every time I open my eyes, it's today.
Well, sometimes as I open mine, it is tonight. Still dark, really :basic03
Nelson Bradford
17th October 2006, 06:02 AM (06:02)
Speaking only for myself, one of my many tricks . . .
Nelson Bradford
18th October 2006, 06:13 AM (06:13)
If at first you don't succeed, you've failed failed again.
Nelson Bradford
19th October 2006, 06:04 AM (06:04)
If memory serves me right, it would be the first time.
Nelson Bradford
20th October 2006, 06:19 AM (06:19)
The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name.
Nelson Bradford
21st October 2006, 06:17 AM (06:17)
The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.
Nelson Bradford
23rd October 2006, 06:52 AM (06:52)
If I had anything witty to say, I wouldn't put it here.
Nelson Bradford
24th October 2006, 06:57 AM (06:57)
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Cecil Wallace
24th October 2006, 08:45 AM (08:45)
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
But... tomorrow never comes, 'cause every time it does, it is today.
Billie Goodson
24th October 2006, 05:51 PM (17:51)
Planning for yesterday's Tomorrow
Nelson Bradford
25th October 2006, 06:08 AM (06:08)
Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
Joel Merrill
25th October 2006, 04:26 PM (16:26)
People who are color blind should take someone with them when they buys cars or house paint :eek:
jOeL :basic05
Nelson Bradford
26th October 2006, 06:25 AM (06:25)
I got some bad news today. You know the money you get from those ATM
machines? It comes from your own account!
Nelson Bradford
27th October 2006, 06:01 AM (06:01)
Fer sell cheep: IBM spel chekker. Wurks grate.
Joel Merrill
27th October 2006, 04:04 PM (16:04)
Computers make our lives so easy. Before computers we had to play solitaire with real cards.
jOeL
Nelson Bradford
28th October 2006, 06:23 AM (06:23)
Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
Joel Merrill
29th October 2006, 01:11 AM (01:11)
Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
I've been run through the ringer by my boss a few times.
Joel
Nelson Bradford
30th October 2006, 05:58 AM (05:58)
My tastes are simple. I like the best.
Nelson Bradford
31st October 2006, 05:57 AM (05:57)
If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?
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