November Taglines

[Nelson Bradford]

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[Nelson Bradford]

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

[Nelson Bradford]

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

[Cecil Wallace]

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Amen!

I take it that this is your real philosophy about life.

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[Nelson Bradford]

A lone amateur built the Ark.
A large group of professionals built the Titanic
...think about it

[Nelson Bradford]

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

[Joel Merrill]

What was the world like before Newton invented gravity?

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[Nelson Bradford]

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
reason why we observe daylight savings time.

[Hans Deventer]

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
reason why we observe daylight savings time.

Oh, that's easy. It saves energy because there is more light when people are actually awake so you can do more.

[Joel Merrill]

Oh, that's easy. It saves energy because there is more light when people are actually awake so you can do more.
I always thought it was just congress trying to see how many different things they could control. Personally, I would like to see day light savings time all year long. I hate when it gets dark early. Besides that, if we save day light long enough, maybe we can do away with night time all together.

Joel :fav04

[Nelson Bradford]

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

[Nelson Bradford]

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day, but give him a case of
dynamite and soon the village will be showered with mud and seaweed and
unidentifiable chunks of fish.

[Cecil Wallace]

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day, but give him a case of
dynamite and soon the village will be showered with mud and seaweed and
unidentifiable chunks of fish.
So, NEB,
When is the fish fry?
Yuck.
You can have mine.
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[Nelson Bradford]

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

[Nelson Bradford]

It really bothers me when people cut me o..

[Stan Hall]

From a T-shirt...

Bad spellers, Untie!

[Nelson Bradford]

If you're not outraged you're not paying attention.

[Nelson Bradford]

I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.

[Nelson Bradford]

I've got a mind like a.. a.. what's that thing called?

[Nelson Bradford]

The sixth sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.

[Nelson Bradford]

In case of fire, yell "FIRE!"

[Joel Merrill]

In case of fire, yell "FIRE!"

That reminds me a of couple a say a lot. If I see someone on a ladder, I say, "If you fall, yell."

When I am driving a lift truck in the factory, many people just walk out in front of me and assume that I can see through that mast. I say, "If I run over you, yell."

Joel

[Stan Hall]

Actually, when I'm doing training in emergency procedures and fire extinguisher use, I tell them exactly that. If you see a fire, first, let others know. Yell "fire!"

[Nelson Bradford]

Accounting: a-one, a-two, a-three, a-four...

[Nelson Bradford]

A-tennnn-HUT! Readyyyy? PANIC...two, three, four.

[Paul Ferguson]

That reminds me a of couple a say a lot. If I see someone on a ladder, I say, "If you fall, yell."

When I am driving a lift truck in the factory, many people just walk out in front of me and assume that I can see through that mast. I say, "If I run over you, yell."

Joel

When I'm driving the forklift, I tell those who nonchalantly wander through my dock please yell BEFORE I hit you...it works better that way.:)

[Joel Merrill]

When I'm driving the forklift, I tell those who nonchalantly wander through my dock please yell BEFORE I hit you...it works better that way.:)
Us drivers are told to honk at all intersections and pedestrians are supposed to make eye contact with the driver so they know the driver saw them. Us drivers can honk until we are blue in the face and no one will look at us. Yet, pedestrians have the right of way and it is automatically the driver's fault if they hit someone. We drivers don't mind giving pedestrians the right away but we don't have X-ray vision. Pedestrians need to realize that and make sure they are seen by us. My worst nightmare would be hitting someone with a lift truck.

Joel

[Nelson Bradford]

Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah! Do Dah!

[Cecil Wallace]

Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah! Do Dah!

When did they shorten that race track???
I always thought it was 8046.72 meters long.
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[Nelson Bradford]

Are these ["send money"] subliminal taglines ["send money"] effective?

[Joel Merrill]

Are these ["send money"] subliminal taglines ["send money"] effective?

Subliminal taglines ["NO"] are sure an interesting idea. ["NO"] Let us all know ["NO"] if it works. ["NO"] :rolleyes:

[Nelson Bradford]

Adam to Eve - I'll wear the plants in this family.

[Nelson Bradford]

I'm thankful cows can't fly.

[Joel Merrill]

I'm thankful cows can't fly.
A flock of well fed geese flew over my car once. That was bad enough :eek:

jOeL :cs01

[Nelson Bradford]

Ack! There's too much blood in my caffeine stream!

[Nelson Bradford]

I'd love to help you but I'm trying to be less popular.

[Nelson Bradford]

Can YOU spell F-R-U-S-T-R-A-S-H.....F-R-U-S-T-R-I....F-R-U-S-T-R-

[Nelson Bradford]

Can I leave now? My brain is full.

[Joel Merrill]

Can YOU spell F-R-U-S-T-R-A-S-H.....F-R-U-S-T-R-I....F-R-U-S-T-R-

W-O-M-E-N

joel :basic03

[Nelson Bradford]

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[Nelson Bradford]

I'm so nervous, I keep my coffee awake.