Guaranteed Way to Kill a Mouse

[Cindi Hammons]

How to kill a mouse:

First, in the sink, fill your deep cooking pot halfway with water to soak away the hard remnants of dinner.
Next, leave this cooking pot in the sink overnight to soak.
Finally, start to clean out said cooking pot the next day and scream like a banshee when you find the dead mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To get rid of dead mouse:

First, take 9 foot long barbeque tongs and cover the ends with 20 feet of Saran Wrap.
Next, double bag two Kroger grocery bags (or triple, quadruple).
Finally, squint your eyes and cringe as you pick up dead mouse and deposit in the Kroger bags!

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! My heart is still beating really, really fast!

[G R 'Scott' Cundiff]

That's classic! How come you didn't post the actual photo?

[Cindi Hammons]

Okay Scott. Here you go. Notice I am still a little shakey!

[Cecil Wallace]

Where's your sense of adventure?
Why didn't you just pick it up by the tail and gently place it in the garbage?
:basic05

Sounds like you had a real "fun" time with it. I had a good laugh while reading your vivid description of the process.

[Vivian Cornwell]

How to kill a mouse:

First, in the sink, fill your deep cooking pot halfway with water to soak away the hard remnants of dinner.
Next, leave this cooking pot in the sink overnight to soak.
Finally, start to clean out said cooking pot the next day and scream like a banshee when you find the dead mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To get rid of dead mouse:

First, take 9 foot long barbeque tongs and cover the ends with 20 feet of Saran Wrap.
Next, double bag two Kroger grocery bags (or triple, quadruple).
Finally, squint your eyes and cringe as you pick up dead mouse and deposit in the Kroger bags!

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! My heart is still beating really, really fast!

Cindi, actually you have another GREAT story you could tell and a picture to show. How about it???

[Barbara Moulton]

My screams would have been heard for miles :-)

[Joel Merrill]

If you had a cat, you wouldn't have mice :bannana


jOeL :basic05

[Cindi Hammons]

If you had a cat, you wouldn't have mice :bannana


jOeL :basic05

Well, Joel, we have a cat. He is obviously well fed and did not see the need to go hunting.

Actually, he is the reason I found out that we had a mouse. He was stalking...just not catching. :)

[Alisa Stoll]

Well, if you hadn't "caught" it, then eventually the cat would have and you'd still likely get the "pleasure" of finding a dead mouse. Goes back to the well fed statement - they do tend to get a little cranky about taking away toys especially if the toy isn't quite dead yet.

Alisa

[Mark Doble]

Don't waste good bacteria in the garbage! Flush em down and the septic will thank you later, K... :basic05

[Joel Merrill]

Well, Joel, we have a cat. He is obviously well fed and did not see the need to go hunting.

Actually, he is the reason I found out that we had a mouse. He was stalking...just not catching. :)
Cats, like children, have to be trained by their mother. If they were taken from their mother too soon or their mother was also a poor mouser, they probably will be too. Anyhow, I was just being silly :basic05

This reminded me of the old college dorm, "Mouse in the Mote Trap."

Joel:)