G R 'Scott' Cundiff
6th December 2006, 10:21 AM (10:21)
A debate was held by a doctor, an architect and a lawyer as to which of their professions was the oldest.
"Medicine," said the doctor, "is the oldest profession. After all did not God cause a sleep to fall upon Adam at which point he removed a rib and fashioned it into Eve? Was this not the first operation with anesthetic. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession"
"Not so fast," replied the architect, "What about a week earlier? God created the heavens and earth from primordial choas. This was clearly a giangantic act of design, therefore architecture is the oldest profession."
"Wait," said the lawyer, "Who do you think made primordial chaos?"
"Medicine," said the doctor, "is the oldest profession. After all did not God cause a sleep to fall upon Adam at which point he removed a rib and fashioned it into Eve? Was this not the first operation with anesthetic. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession"
"Not so fast," replied the architect, "What about a week earlier? God created the heavens and earth from primordial choas. This was clearly a giangantic act of design, therefore architecture is the oldest profession."
"Wait," said the lawyer, "Who do you think made primordial chaos?"