Judy Hamilton
11th December 2006, 03:19 PM (15:19)
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .
The house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
$900,000.
They will probably take it.
If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really
a nice house.
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you,
too."
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone
belongs to?"
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A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .
The house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
$900,000.
They will probably take it.
If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really
a nice house.
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you,
too."
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone
belongs to?"
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