Glenn Harris
21st January 2007, 11:38 PM (23:38)
Here's a test for you. How many do you get right?
1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
4. How many outs are there in an inning?
5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister?
6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?
7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?
8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?
9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?
11. A butcher in the market is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
13. What was the President's name in 1959?
Answers:
1. Yes, it comes right after the 3rd
2. One
3. 12
4. 6
5. No, he's dead
6. 70 30 divided by 1/2 is 60, plus 10 is 70
7. 2, you took two away, remember?
8. 1 hour, you take one, 1/2 hour later you take another and 1/2 hour later you take the third.
9. 9, duh
10. None, Moses wasn't on the ark.
11. Meat
12. 12, a dozen is a dozen.
13. George W. Bush
1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
4. How many outs are there in an inning?
5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister?
6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?
7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?
8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?
9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?
11. A butcher in the market is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
13. What was the President's name in 1959?
Answers:
1. Yes, it comes right after the 3rd
2. One
3. 12
4. 6
5. No, he's dead
6. 70 30 divided by 1/2 is 60, plus 10 is 70
7. 2, you took two away, remember?
8. 1 hour, you take one, 1/2 hour later you take another and 1/2 hour later you take the third.
9. 9, duh
10. None, Moses wasn't on the ark.
11. Meat
12. 12, a dozen is a dozen.
13. George W. Bush