Forum: Good Clean Fun

Name a hymn using a word from title in the previous post. If you have a personal testimony related to the hymn, please share. Let's keep it to hymns, perhaps someone else would like to start one...

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because he says that he lost my previous attempt at posting some reminisce items. Who can identify? 1. Hmm Kemosavi 2. 79 Wistful Vista 3. Fa dat da data.

This game is all about questions and answers. The first person asks a "this or that?" type of question. The next person answers, and then asks one of their own. For instance, the first...

I took part on a german forum game, that was very funny. Someone begins by a phrase, no matter what is tells, it can be the biggest nonsense. The next has to build a new phrase - but - he has to...

HAIRCUTS ================ Women's version: ================ Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I...

I keep finding these fun forum games. Here's how this one works. I post the first three words (3 - no more or less) and the next person continues or concludes the sentence. Like this: 1. A...

Mine is when wait staff asks if I want change. Yes, I want change: that's how it works. They present you with a bill, then I give them more than enough money, and they subtract what I owe from what...

It's unbelievable!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3dm5J5r0A

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129104600016937018.jpg

http://www.zie.nl/video/humor-komedie/Dom-blondje/m1bzvppf2wxd

A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitresses...

for some reason this combo near Chicago's Midway airport amused me therefore I took a picture! :) what else, right? -neb

The one on the left is my wife, in the center, my mother-in-law, next to her is my sister, and to the right is my sister-in-law . . . WAIT! I think the one is the center is my wife, on the right...

"I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators." Gerald R Ford.:basic05

Forty years ago, one of the dearest little ladies in our church one time said, "Just like the Bible says, 'Every tub must set on its own bottom." It sounded like scripture, but I later learned it...

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Don't laugh, this could happen to you. This is what happens when your kids take away your car keys!!!!!

A COUPLE WERE GOING OUT FOR THE EVENING. THEY'D GOTTEN READY, ALL DRESSED UP, CAT PUT OUT, ETC. THE TAXI ARRIVES AND AS THE COUPLE WALKS OUT, THE CAT SHOOTS BACK IN THE HOUSE. THEY DON'T WANT THE...

an oldie that bears repeating - hopefully ~~~~~ I MOVED TO WYOMING August 14 - Moved to my new home in WYOMING. It's so beautiful here, the mountains are so serene and picturesque. Can hardly...

Posted at http://xkcd.com/701/.

Two guys make a stop-motion video by using 222 different T-shirts. They have WAY too much time on their hands! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKWdSCt4jGE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA&feature=rec-LGOUT-real_rn-2r-2-HM

Brain Damage Quiz The following is a quiz. Please answer all questions honestly, and to the best of your ability, or your answers may not be honest, or to the best of your ability. 1. t/f ...

As someone mentioned Yahtzee, I tried it, tho' it's one of those things I can only stand one round of & then I have to move on. However, this time I somehow got two Yahtzees, rather than just one,...

http://www.petadopt.com/dog_logic.htm

Know what baaawthers me? Wanna hear all about my trip to dentist last week? Here goes.... Well, I just want to tell you that my two-hour session there was really fun! If you've never had...

TERRORIST GROUPS IN THE CHURCH Beware of Terrorist Groups in the Church Latest news reports that there are five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have...

Perks of being over 70. 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere. 4. People...

Go B.... hmmmm

He said he's going Christmas caroling tomorrow evening, and that they're going to go sing to the old people. ;)

1) Turn signals will give away your next move. A real driver never uses them. 2) Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will...

$5.37. That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher. Having already...

:cs02 I would love to hear (read) about people's favorite Christmas memory or memories. Please feel free to share.:cs02

The All-Time Best of the Worst Country Song Titles "You're the Cross I Cannot Bear" "I'm Gettin' Gray from Being Blue" "I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot about You" "You Hurt the Love Right out...

I really want to read the "talking dog for sale" joke but it won't open up for me. Or at least it doesn't open up after 60 seconds so I give up. Other posts in this forum open up fine.

Over on the GFC (Good Clean....) Forum they were talking about threads that wouldn't open. There's one on the Community forum that I used to be able to open, but can't any longer. That's Joe Hittle's...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY WHEN... ... you turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city ... you wake up and discover your waterbed has sprung a leak...then you...

A friend forwarded this from a "Clean Fun" video site.

A man said to his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She replied, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he gets her up bright and early and off they go to...

A man driving around the backwoods of Montana sees a sign in front of a broken down house: 'Talking Dog For Sale” He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him that the dog is in...

At my semi-annual doctor appointment yesterday, they had me do one of those tests where you take a deep breath, then exhale into that little tube hooked to a computer. Generally, they expect you to...

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate!!!! :laughing

I never met the bagpiper, but it is a funny story. FUNERAL WITH BAGPIPES As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave-side service for...

Answering machine messages.... Thank you for calling Santa's workshop. Santa can't come to the phone right now, and the elves are out back barbecuing Blitzen. After the tone, please leave your...

“CARNAC THE MAGNIFICENT” Classic one-liners from the Tonight Show, where "Carnac the Magnificent" answers questions that have been sealed in an envelope, then opens the envelope to reveal the...

HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE ADDICTED TO YOUR COMPUTER Your bookmarks take 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. You find yourself brainstorming...

This video gives an excellent idea for what to do with your left over Christmas tree. Enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCjHV63MQ4w Great lines from the video: "I think that this just...

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