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  1. August 13th, 2010 07:35 AM #1
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    Joke

    It's probably because of all those years I spent working in pathology and the morgue that I love this joke!!!!!




    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
    autopsy?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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  2. August 22nd, 2010 07:22 PM #2
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    haha. very clever
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  3. August 22nd, 2010 09:37 PM #3
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    After the laugh I felt convicted that I should not be laughing at anyone's expense. Do any NAZNET lawyers think this joke is funny?
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