As you get older, your secrets are safe with your friends. They can't remember them either.
Forget health food. I'm at the age where I need all the preservatives I can get.
I would be unstoppable, if I could only get started..............
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. (I'll soon complete my 79th year.)
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know why I look this way, I've traveled a long way and many of the roads weren't paved.