Prediction . . .

[Nelson Bradford]

Eventually, YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge to form one super time-wasting website called ...

[Diane Likens]

Where do you come up with this stuff? Do you just simply have THAT kind of mind?

[Nelson Bradford]

Simple answer, Diane. I am a professional.
8-)

[Dana Grant]

A professional snitch.

LOL

[Dana Grant]

And I snitched it from you!!!

[David Graham]

Nelson, we've never met, but I can relate to a sense of humour like yours.

[Nelson Bradford]

I feel honored, David - I truly do!
-neb

[John F Martin]

Nelson, you are a piece of work. I like you more every time I read a post! Blessings friend,

[Jim Franklin]

I believe Nelson had a sense of humor long before most of the rest of us here.

Diane, if you met me and asked me the familiar greeting, "How are you?" and I responded with "short, fat, old, ugly, short on funds, senile and decrepit which means it is a normal day but the Lord still loves me." How would you take that?

[Diane Likens]

Diane, if you met me and asked me the familiar greeting, "How are you?" and I responded with "short, fat, old, ugly, short on funds, senile and decrepit which means it is a normal day but the Lord still loves me." How would you take that?

I'd laugh and give you a hug! That's pretty close to the response I give most folks when they ask me that question.

When I'm asked, "What's up?", I respond, "My blood pressure, my cost of living, my body weight, my cholesterol, my blood sugar, my age ... everything but my pay."