Preacher, priest, rabbi and guru are out for a game of golf and just happen to be near a lineman working on a pole. They were discussing the best positions for prayer. The preacher said "On my feet with my arms stretched up toward Heaven." The priest said, On my knees at the altar." The rabbi said, "at the Wailing Wall" and the guru said, "in the lotus position." The lineman chimed in from up above and said "the best one I ever had was hanging from my safety belt and straps upside down."