Q: In which battle did Napoleon die??
A: His last battle.
Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed??
A: At the bottom of the page.
Q: River Ravi flows in which state??
Q: What is the main reason for divorce??
Q: What can you never eat for breakfast??
A: Lunch & Dinner.
Q: What is the main reason for failure??
Q: What looks like half an apple??
A: The other half.
Q: If you throw a red stone into a blue sea what it will become??
Q: How can a man go eighty days without sleeping??
A: By sleeping at night.
Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand??
A: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
Q: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and
four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would
A: Very large hands.
Q: If it took 6 men ten hours to build a well, how long would it take
four men to build it??
A: No time at all, since the wall has already been built.
Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without
A: Very easily, since concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Q: What is most commonly found in cells?
A: Illegal Immigrants