And now... for a Joke:

          Well, jokes seem to get a lot of reading on this board, so I will try my hand at it.

          Ok, once two men were walking down a road

          (wait, that excludes women, how sexist)

          two ladies were walkin down a road

          (to clarify, they weren't blonde, or middle-aged, or overweight... no, that isn't fair either)

          anyways, two gerbils were walking down a road

          (no, some people are offended at the sight of gerbils, being rodents and all)

          so these two horses were walking down a road

          (WAIT A MINUTE! Pete showed us earlier that jokes including horses are strictly taboo)

          so there were these two turtle walking down a road

          (nah, that would take to long... my apologies to all you turtle lovers)

          and these two rabbits were walking down a road

          (maybe it shouldn't even be a road, some people prefer paths, sidewalks and various other things to walk on, plus..walking down a road would suggest an un-needed danger to our youth, who already walk in the road too much as it is)

          Alright! Two pieces of nothingness were doing nothing along a stretch of nothing... when they arrived at a

          CHOOSE ONE: Bar, Church, Hospital, Musuem, Zoo, House, Other.

          When they got there, they turned to the other and said... wait, no, speaking might be considered making fun of those who are mute.

          Well, it looks like you'll have to add your own punchlines,

          ladies and gentlemen,

          not to say that I promote punching or any other kind of violence..

          not even in a "peace-making" effort in Yugoslavia

          (although that was probably a WAY too unpatriotic statement).

          I do however enjoy jokes, and someday I'll enlighten you with some doozies, but I don't feel today is a safe time for that.

          Tongue stuck in cheek,

          Nate



          P.S. To all of you who have posted for or against any of the jokes on Naznet, or have posted the jokes themselves, this is obviously not aimed at any of you, because I'd hate to feel the reprecussions of such a travesty as that. It's bad enough I was dumb enough to put my name on this. God bless you all and your senses of humor.

          Nate Pruitt
          natepruitt@aol.com
          Wed Mar 31 10:06pm

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